"What should our last name be, baby?"
"Why are you asking?"
"Well, the wedding's coming up. And I don't want to be stuck with my shitty last name. Plus we could join together and it'd be all cute!"
"Okay, choose one and I'll yay or nay."
"Amherst."
"Oh, then you could finally live your dream of being an Amherst gir-"
"Shut up Mia. I just like it."
"When we have sex I could say 'You're finally inside Amherst!' and then giggle and laugh and we'd be all blushy."
"Nevermind."
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عاطفيةMia and Polly continue being awesome and stuff I dunno you know you're gonna read it anyway.
