Dragon Ball Super: The Child of Destruction

Prince of Saiyans has arrived! Vegeta!

We see as (Y/N) flew into the village where the explosion happened.

(Y/N): Alright, this is where the explosion happened! Now who's the one that caused it!?

???: Right here short stacks!

(Y/N) turn around to see a fat pink alien walking from behind a home.
Grinning sinister like at our hero.

(Y/N): ... The fuck are you?

Dodoria: I'm the harbinger of your death...

Dodoria grin in an evil matter, while glaring at our hero.

(Y/N): ...

Dodoria: ...

(Y/N): ...

Dodoria: ...

Guru: OH MY GAWD, SAY SOMETHING!!!

Our hero shake their head.

(Y/N): No seriously, the fuck are you?
Peppa Pig's fat disfigured cousin?

Peppa's cousin growled.

Dodoria: You got some nerve kid!

(Y/N): And you got some flabs fatty!

Fatty's about to pop a vein with anger.

Dodoria: Is that the type of way to speak to a lady!?

(Y/N): Oh shit! You're a lady!?
I thought you were a shit nugget produced my satan!

Dodoria stood in silent.

Dodoria: Kay! Killing you time!

Dodoria charged at (Y/N) to strike them.
But before she can hit them, (Y/N) disappeared in an instant, confusing Dodoria.

Dodoria: Where did that lil' Shit go!?

(Y/N): Behind ya fatass!

Dodoria quickly turn around to immediately get kicked in the face.
She stepped back and grabbed their face in pain.

Dodoria: Gah what the hell!?
How can a little shit stick hurt me this much!?

(Y/N): You certainly do bitch like a chick!

[Sorry to those who are chicks, I'm sure you don't bitch]

Dodoria growled and charge back at (Y/N), throwing countless strikes and kicks at them.
But (Y/N) dodged all of them effortlessly.

Dodoria: Stay still you little shit!

(Y/N): Pfft! Alright!

(Y/N) stopped and stood still, giving Dodoria the chance to strike.
Once Dodoria hit their face, she smirk smugly...
But it was quickly replaced with pain as she grab her broken fist.

Dodoria: AHHH!!!

  Dodoria bounced side to side, still holding her hand.

Dodoria: Owie Owie Ow!!! Why the hell did my hand break!?

(Y/N): Don't go bitching to me!
I stood still like ya ask!

Dodoria stopped bouncing and glared at (Y/N), sweat dripping down her fat head flabs.

Dodoria: Damn it... This kid is surprisingly strong... *sigh* I want a kid...

(Y/N) got back into their fighting pose,
causing Dodoria to flinch back.

Dodoria: Oh man! I don't want to die here!
But if I go back to Lord Frieza and tell him I was bested by a kid, then he'll kill me with just his thick... Veiny... Tail...

Dodoria quickly shake her head.

Dodoria: The hell am I thinking about!?  I can take care of this kid!
I'm Dodoria! The most beautiful gal back at my now destroyed planet!
I can do this!

Dodoria got back into her fighting pose,
grinning sinisterly.

Dodoria: HERE I COME KID!!!

Dodoria screamed as she charged at our Kitty hero.

Dodoria: I'M GONNA EAT YOU AND SHIT YOU OUT!!!

Dodoria laughed as she got closer to   (Y/N).
  Before Dodoria can strike at them.

Someone blasted a very powerful blast at her.
She noticed as fear clouds her mind.

Dodoria: OH SHIIIIITT!!!

  The blast struck her,
Causing an explosion.

   (Y/N) shielded their eyes from the dust.
Once the dust is settled, they look to where Dodoria was, but what remains of her was nothing but ashes.

(Y/N) stared, confused.

(Y/N): Ok who took my kill!?
Who cock blocked me!?

A figure walked out from behind one of the ruined homes.

His smirk ever so cocky.
His hair ever so spikey.
His height ever so short.

His name... IS VEGETA!!!

~Meanwhile~

We see as Zarbon and Frieza stood in front of Frieza's ship.

  Zarbon's scooter alerted him the disappearance of Dodoria's ki.

Zarbon: Seems as if Dodoria has perished...

Frieza: I'm sorry, who are they again?

Zarbon look at Frieza in confusion

Zarbon: D... Dodoria... You're other subordinate

Frieza: Oh that's right, my apologies! I was thinking about what to have for dinner tonight.

Zarbon bowed.

Zarbon: No needs for apologizes my lord!
  Dodoria has failed in her mission, it's only fitting that-

Frieza: I'm sorry but did you say, 'her'?

Zarbon stood back up.

Zarbon: Uh... Yes, Dodoria is a lady...

Frieza: MY GOD! I would never have guessed!
Like I'm seriously shocked by this!
All these years I thought she was a man!

Zarbon: Well she was a lady,
Now she's nothing but a corpse as of now!

Frieza suddenly jerked up.

Frieza: I'm sorry, I wasn't listening!
I'm still thinking about that Dodoria was a girl ordeal!
I mean, I let her used the men's showering room! Why didn't any of my soldiers report to me about it?

Zarbon: You see, Dodoria was sexually harassing the men and made them stay quiet.

Frieza: My god... Why didn't you report me of this... Horrid act!?

Zarbon: Because I, also made them stay quiet when it's my, shower time...

Frieza stayed quiet.
  He sighed and look at the planet in front of him.

Frieza: I need to get non-rapey subordinates...

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Zarbon: You're tail looks real thick today, Lord Frieza...

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