Countryhumans Oneshots and Stuff

Russian Empire, Prussia, Austria-Hungary x reader (1)

Ok so don't question why I choose these three I just did. Also you have narcolepsy because I like to write about cuddling and stuff ok.

You know how basically every countryhumans story starts with you getting sucked in a portal? I'm kind of too lazy to write that so just.. it already happened lol
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Y/n awoke to immediately feeling really sore and beat up. She didn't know where she was or what was going on. She was on a couch, in blankets. Who tucked me in like this? She sat up, rubbed her eyes and opened them to see a very tall figure with a black gold and white face.

The figure patiently waited until she reached full consciousness. He was the Russian Empire. "Where am I?" She asked. "Who are you?" She was surprisingly calm, given the situation.

Ah, she speaks English. The Russian was the best at English, and the most responsible, compared to the other two he lived with. He was the most successful and orderly. "I am the Russian Empire. You're in my house." He said with a smile. Of course, he still had an accent. It caught the girl off guard but she liked it and wanted to hear it again.

"I'm Y/N."

"Pleased to meet you, Miss Y/N." Her name slipped off his tongue easily. He extended a gloved hand out to hers to shake, which was a bit weird since he had already carried her here bridal style and tucked her in without her knowing, like they had known each other for ages. It was certainly polite though. Her hand felt small and frail compared to his.

Another figure poked his head around from up the stairs. He had a black and white flag, and an eyepatch with an eagle. "Is she awake?"

"Yes, she's just woken up." The Russian Empire turned to him. Y/n wondered why he knew about her.

The black and white flag man walked over. "I'm Prussia. And what's your name beautiful~?"

"O-oh. Y/n." He shook her hand and smirked. Prussia was the most flirty.

Seeing Prussia's weird smirk the Russian pushed him out of the way. "Alright, stop being so weird. Give her some space."

Prussia stumbled. "Oh shut up!" The girl noticed how stunning his uniform was and gazed at it. It was a perfect shade of black. Prussia noticed her looking at it and another smirk came on his face.

The empire didn't acknowledge this. "We should tell Austria-Hungary. Help him down the stairs, will you?"

Prussia disappeared back up the stairs. Soon a different voice could be heard. "I can go down stairs on my own, I'm not that helpless."

The German accent replied, "I know, but Russia told me to help you. And we don't want anything to happen to you."

Austria-Hungary sighed. Y/n looked at the Russian Empire with confusion. "He's blind." He explained. The girl's mouth formed an O.

"Our guest is awake." The Russian said when he was down the stairs.

"Is she here?" He asked. His flag was red, white and green. He had two eyepatches on as opposed to Prussia with one. He was closer to Prussia's height, and dang Russia was tall.

"Yes, she's on the couch. Say hello, Y/n."

"Hi. I like your eyepatches." A-H blushed and stuck his hands in his pockets, now aware that he was being looked at. "Thanks. I wish I knew what they look like."

The Russian Empire told her that she'd have to stay with them, provided she was okay with that. They began discussing what exactly to do with her.

Feeling more content and calm with having met everyone in the household, the back of the couch and blankets suddenly felt very comfortable and she remembered with a jolt that sleep could take her right now, very easily even though she was sitting up. She would have said what she had rehearsed over and over every day with her father.

I have narcolepsy. It's a sleep disorder that makes me fall asleep very easily as soon as I'm in a comfortable situation, and have sleep attacks.

But when she tried to say that, she couldn't. Her eyes were already stuck shut and her head was bowed.

The Russian Empire and Prussia noticed her falling asleep. "She's worn out?" Prussia suggested. The Russian shook his head in confusion. "It's pretty unnatural to fall asleep that fast. She was just talking." Austria-Hungary just raised an eyebrow.

Prussia shook her shoulder. All she could get out was a faint "narcolepsy.."

"What'd she say?" Prussia turned to the Russian Empire. "I don't know, you're the one next to her."

"She said 'narcolepsy'" Austria-Hungary filled in.

That didn't help Prussia at all, but the other nodded in understanding. "Ah yes, that would explain it. It's a sleep disorder." He shrugged. "I do a lot of reading."

She was out cold. "Well, I guess I'll take her up to my room where it's more comfortable." The Russian was about to, but Prussia stopped him. "You already delt with her earlier. I'll take Y/n."

The Russian sighed. "Fine. But if you touch her, I SWEAR TO GOD-"

"Yada yada, got it." He picked her up bridal style and stole her away upstairs.

The Russian Empire put a hand on A-H's shoulder. "She has [colour] hair and [colour] eyes. She's about your height, and very beautiful." He zoned out imagining her.

"You like her?"

"I'm just describing her for you.."

Upstairs, Prussia laid Y/n down on his bed and climbed in next to her. He stared up at the ceiling with his arms folded behind his head. "So.. narcolepsy, eh? Nar-co-lep-sy. Narkolepsie. I can remember that."

He turned to face her back and trailed a hand across her side. "You like my uniform hmm? It took a while to make."

He wrapped his arms around her, breathing in her perfume. "Good choice of perfume there..." he murmured, getting tired too.

Time skip

Y/n woke up and realised she had a sleep attack, which she mentally beat herself up over. She had nightmares a lot, and that carelessness could have resulted in a really bad one. Luckily she didn't this time. She wasn't sure why she'd gotten a free pass, but was eternally grateful nonetheless.

When she realised there were arms wrapped around her, with black sleeves that had to belong to Prussia, she blushed.

He stirred and mumbled, "You're awake."

"Yeah." She pried the arms off of her, now alert. She stood up and Prussia just collapsed on the bed which made her smile. "I'll be a minute.." he said muffled from the pillow. "Ok then." She giggled, and went to go explore the house.