~"Connection" (Bill Cipher X Reader)~

002

Before we start, I just figured out that I can write this shiznit offline, so expect to be slammed with updates.

Reader POV

   You woke up in a strange, triangular field, the landscape grayscale, trees at every side. You felt the soft, gray grass beneath you. You heard a small hum. You looked up at the noise.
   "Hello, kitten." A very dapper, yellow man smiled at you.
You sat there for a minute, processing the yellows. 'Okay. A banana-tophat-man. Not the craziest dream I've had.' You thought.
   "I'm not a banana, nor a man!!" He laughed creepily. You were starting to get a little unnerved.
   "What the fuck is this dream, man? This is some crazy shit." You suddenly think out loud.
  Banana jolts back. "I forgot mortals curse by your age... Anyway, back to buisness. The name's Bill Cipher, all-powerful dream demon!" He summoned a cane out of nowhere.
   "What the-" you get cut off by a coughing fit.
   "Don't interrupt me, mortal!" Bill the Banana suddenly yells. He laughs hysterically as the pain in your chest gets worse and you feel like your throat is closing. Bill stops laughing suddenly. The world starts spinning, flickering. You tried to breathe, but your attempts were ragged and shallow. "Gods damn it. I'll play with you later, (Y/N)! For now, REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYEEEEE!!"

   You jolt up. "HOLY SHIT!!" You realize that you're sitting on the pavement of your drive way. "How the hell..?"
   You pick yourself up, dusting yourself off. Thank God it's Saturday. You walk up to your room and check your phone. 3:34 am. You curl back up in your bed, scrolling through Instagram... A note was left on your desk...

'~ Be careful of who you trust, Kitten. Not all cats are declawed
- B.C. ~'

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Okay, this chapter was pretty short, but hey, you met Billus McChillus, so..?

Also, whoever gets my references, thank you.

Øct: Bill!! Look at this funny meme!!!

Bill: wtf is a me-me? Mehm? Miem? Help.. please..

Word Count- 352

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