two bros

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by ShingaKirionna

by ShingaKirionna

Context: A me and a friend are standing on a balcony watching another two of our friends in the spa.

ME: Two bros chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay.

FRIEND: Dude, we were literally making fun of how loud they were last night.

ME: Two bros chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz the uke doesn't want to get jumped on in said hot tub.

*friends in the hot tub look at us like 'really?'*

*Seme friend jumps on uke friend*

ME: HEY! No sex in the spa!

SEME FRIEND: Fuck you

ME: Ew no, you have a boyfriend for that.

UKE FRIEND: what happened to 'no sex on the spa?'

ME: Still in place, I just didn't want to make you feel left out.

FRIEND: *stage whisper* gaaaaaaaaay

ME: Shut up dirtbrain

Honestly this is my favourite by far.

Note from 2021 Shin: I'm sorry, past me, but what the actual fuck were you on. I can't believe I was once this cringy.