Honestly Idk, Its Just Stupid Stuff Ive Said

old bat

DAD: Oh look some old bats (referring to people)

MUM: One day Im going to be an old bat....what do you think about that?

DAD: You're not going to be an old bat, you're gonna be an old bitch.

ME+BRO: OHHHHHHHHH

MUM: YOU, SIR, ARE LUCKY YOUR WIFE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR