Honestly Idk, Its Just Stupid Stuff Ive Said

didnt want this

Mum: *Walks out into the lounge room holding a boquet of flowers*
Me (in my head): Omg eat them. Get your point across.
Mum: *pretends to eat flowers*
THESE ARENT MILK. LIKE I APPRECIATE THE SENTIMENT BUT THE MILK IS MORE IMPORTANT???
Dad & My brother:........
Me: *cracking up*

SHE LITERALLY READ MY MIND