Honestly Idk, Its Just Stupid Stuff Ive Said

Work shenanigans

"I think the mouse is dying" - J

"Why?" - M

"I don't know?? It just ran out and started spasming?" - J

"To be fair I would do the same thing." - M

*Offended* "What?" - J

"Well seeing you under a dark building is bound to give anyone nightmares." - M

~~~later~~~

"J upset a rat" - M

"I noticed" - Me

"J, your friend is outside the door, dead" - M

"Well duh, if it was dying before, its probably dead now" - J

"I don't blame it, with that face of yours" - M

*Sounds of disapproval* - J

"I moved him into the garden" - Me

"Make him a grave" - J

"No he's yours." - Me

"You didn't touch it did you?" - M

"NO"