The Country humans X Us

01

    "Why do I have to go to this school?" Russia asks his dad, USSR. "Because you need to be around normal people." USSR says. "Fine." Russia sighs. "Go wait for the bus." USSR exclaims. Russia walks outside and sees the bus coming around the corner. He sighs once again and mentally prepares himself. He gets on the bus to which everyone is staring wide-eyed at him. He sighs and sits next to this girl with dark brown hair, brown eyes and a chubby face. "Hi! What's your name?" The girl ask in a cheerful tone for it to be Monday. "Russia." Russia says in a gloomy tone. "Goes with your face." She says. "Thanks?" Russia says in a questionable manner. "Do you wanna sit with me and my friends at lunch?" She asks. "Depends." Russia says. "I'm Alliya by the way." She says. "That's a pretty name." Russia says. Alliya blushes and turns away. "Thanks." Alliya says. The bus stops and Canada and America get on. They sit near Russia and they talk while Alliya thinks. He's cute. I should see if he likes the real me. And with that Alliya got an idea. A weird, stupid idea.

  They all made it to school and Alliya ran over to Zy, Alley, Allysia and Angel and explained the plan. Russia stared at them until South Korea took him out of his thoughts. "You ok?" He asks. "Yeah. Why do you ask?" Russia asks. "You were staring at them." Canada says jerking his head towards the circle of girls giggling like crazy. "I just wanted to know why they're giggling." Russia says. "Why don't you ask?" Germany asks. "No need, they're coming over here." America says. They look and in fact the girls are walking to them. "Hey." Zy says. "Hey." South Korea says. Alley giggles and Angel pushes. "Shut up!" Angel whisper yells. "What's your schedule?" Alliya asks. "I have Algebra 1, English, Health, Art and History." Russia says. (These all match my friends schedules so that's why they're like this) "I have English, Math, Health, Art and History." South Korea says. "I have History, English, Health, Art and Math." Germany says. "I have History, Math, Career Explorations, Health, then English." America says. "I have History, English, Art, Health and Math." Canada says. "Great!" Alliya says way to happily. Then they all leave smiling like idiots. This makes the five countries suspicious of what's going on and then the bell rings signalling time for classes. And that's when I all begins.

  At lunch Russia, South Korea, Canada, America and Germany sit with the girls and they talk about the weird things that happened. "Look, How was I supposed to know you were behind me?" Allysia exclaims. "Why were you twerking in math?" Canada asks. Which makes everyone but Alliya and Russia laugh. "I bet Alliya was breathing sexually." Angel says. "Shut up Angel!" Alliya says. "She did, didn't she?" Allysia asks. "Yep." Alley says. "Look I do it without knowing it." Alliya defends. "You guys are weird." Zy says. "Wait until Art and we talk with the infamous Amandre." Alliya says. "I forgot about him." Zy says. "And I'm in that class." Russia says already done with school. "You think you have it bad!" America exclaims which makes everyone look at him. "Instead of pledging to the flag, he pledged at my face!" America says. "What did he look like?" Angel asks. "Bleach-blonde hair, blue eyes, pale skin and he wore a black hoodie." America says. "Colby." All the girls groan. "Yes?" Colby says appearing out of nowhere. As soon as the five saw him, their expressions changed completely. They did not like that Frosty the Snowman looking kid. "Why y'all sitting with the weird flag-faced kids?" Colby asks. "Mind your business." Angel says. "Why you acting like that?" Colby asks. "Leave, don't nobody wanna smell that man perfume." Alley says. "It's-" "I don't care!" Alliya yells cutting him off. Colby leaves but no without giving the guys a death glare that looks more friendly then deadly. (He doesn't know how to do a death glare🤣) "He's a butthole." Zy says. "Didn't he call you Daddy?" Angel asks Zy. "Yeah, I'm not even a guy." Zy say. "Let's not forget his famous quote." Allysia says. "I'll smack every girls butt." All the girls says. "That's weird." Canada says. "Yeah." Allysia says. The bell rings and we throw away our things and go to our classes.

  In Zy, Alley, Alliya, South Korea, Germany and Russia's art class, things were already getting inappropriate. Germany, South Korea and Russia we're blushing like crazy. "Alliya!" Alley yells getting a glare from the art teacher. "Why did you say that?" Alley asks. "He asks what was the most inappropriate thing I've heard." Alliya says with ease. "You didn't have to say that." Alley says. "You are so freaking inappropriate." Zy says. "Look, you made Russia, South Korea and Germany tomatoes." Alley says. Alliya stretches backwards and makes this weird moaning sound which makes everyone at the table blush including her. "What the crap?" Amandre asks. "I stretched, ok?!" Alliya exclaims embarrassed. "You should take one of Bonnie's dirty mind test." Alley says. "No!" Alliya and Zy shout which gets another dirty look towards them. "It would be hilarious." Alley says. "It would be, but Bonnie's to inappropriate." Alliya says. "Bonnie's too inappropriate?!" Alley asks. "Shut up Alley!" Alliya exclaims. "Hey Russia!" Amandre says. "What?" Russia asks. "Do you have money?" Amandre asks. "Why?" Russia asks. "Because I don't want Alliya to know all I have is 69 cents." Amandre says. As he said that Alliya's face lit up. "Amandre," Alliya says. Amandre sighed and Russia listened. "How much money do you have?" Alliya asks smirking. "69 cents." Amandre says. "You know what that means." Alliya says. "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets." Amandre says sighing directly after. "Remember when you wrote "Zy is my fried" on a piece of paper?" Alliya asks. "And you wrote chicken after? Yeah." Amandre says. Alliya laughs and the bell rings. They get their stuff and start to leave when the teacher makes them sit back down. They wait until everyone else goes then the seven of them leave. As soon as they hit the hallway, the late bell rings. Their last classes were boring as always and they soon went home. "My son is home." USSR says. "You know how you said I would be around "normal" people?" Russia says. "Yeah." USSR says. "Nobody there is normal." Russia says.