It was a hot stormy winter afternoon in Canada, Krist was looking out the window looking at the cars drive by. Singto noticed his boyfriend dozing off, he placed his warm hand on his thigh and sighed. Krist smacked Singto's hand and said "biTcH iF yOu wAnNA tOuCh yOu gOtTa pAy, tHis hOe iS eXpENsiVE." Singto sighed and slid over $420 and said "is this enough for me to hold your hand?" Krist eyeballed his man and counted the money. "No, pay up hoe."
By the time their conversation was brewing up, they already made it to their high rise on the 69th floor. Singto got out opened his big friend's door. As he was trying to get out, Singto slammed it closed and said "try me hoe." And the hoe tried, Krist was ready to throw hands. Singto decided to be decent for once and held the door open for his man. He laughed a little and took off his jacket and hung it on the coat hangers. He rolled up his sleeves and headed to the kitchen. "What do you wanna eat?" Singto asked. "Your ass, " Krist grinned. He walked over to his man and Y O I N K tHeREs cAsPeR, cock blocking once again. Singto laughed but then he realized there was a ghost between him and his man. He then felt a vibration in his pocket, it was his mom calling.
"Hello?"
"I know you're gay."
"What?"
"Love you that's all."
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Singto looked at Krist confused. Krist pushed the cock blocking asshole Casper out of the way and held his man close. "What's wrong Singto? Who I gotta fight today?" Singto was speechless. "Bitch how the fuck you push a ghost." Krist was amazed by these magical powers he had gained. He looked at his hands, and back at Casper, and back at Singto. There was only one thing Krist could say. Krist bent over and whispered into Singto's ear, "gHosTbUsTeRs." That sent a chill down Singto's spine. Singto gasped. "It must be because you finge-" He got cut off by Krist. "This is kid friendly." Singto slapped his hoe and said "fuck your kid friendly."
A few hours pass and it's about time for dinner, they head for a strip club. Singto looked at Krist and said "if I see you with another man, I will chop off his dick and keep it, and if I see you with a woman, I'll eat her lungs." "Don't worry, I'll chop it off myself 😌😌" Krist proclaimed. Krist was amazed once more by his powers. He made emojis while speaking.
They reached the entrance (oh god I'm thinking wrong) and the bouncer slapped Krist's ass ya'll better know Singto was gonna go off. Singto asked the bouncer to meet him in the back. There, he chopped his ass. Krist, like a good boyfriend, helped get rid of the evidence by blending it and telling the bartender it was tomato juice. Therefore, all the gays drank ass that night
