Gordon Ramsay stood at the dimly lit kitchen. Shrek whispered, "I'm sorry." Gordon Ramsay sighed and said with a heavy heart, "the lobster is so under cooked it's singing under the sea." He turned with teary eyes, "I thought I taught you better." Shrek took Gordon's hand. Gordon stared at Shrek, admiring the big beautiful eyes of the ogre he once loved before. Shrek tried to speak but Gordon snatched his hand away and said, "you've done enough... now it's time for you, to get out of my swamp." He turned away leaving the room with tears streaming down his face. Shrek stood there lost, he then heard a knock at the door. He walked to the door with his head down. Once he opened it, oNe diReCTiOn STOOD THERE. They sang "I heard what happened." Shrek started sobbing right then and there. Shrek gave One Direction a wink and suddenly tHEy hAD aN oRgY. Gordon walked in in utter shock. He saw Harry was pregnant! AND IN LABOR! Then popped out the babies, Harry and Shrek had 69 children! Shrek then took all the babies to the kitchen and cooked them all, including 1D! He went on one knee with a cooked baby in his hand, "forgive me?" Gordon was starting to cry once again. He nodded yes. Shrek enjoyed their meal which was then posted on their YouTube channel.
"1D AND 69 BABY MUKBANG - SHREK AND GORDON"
