Alarm

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Alarm goes of

EW: *hits snooze button*

10 minutes later

Alarm: *goes of again*

EW:* snoozes again*

3 minutes later

MJ: beep beep beep beep beep

EW: wtf shut up, let me sleep.

MJ: no it's been 13 minutes, get up ya little shit

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