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SH: why is that broccoli white?

JJ: oh this, it's a long story... once upon a time in a land far away, a kingdom were sick of all the green foods, so they thought they would try dying their food white by hiring a wizard... and blah blah blah, the rest is history..

SH: wow really? i never knew that-

JJ: you believed that? gosh darn it kid. It's f*cking Cauliflower. I DoN'T kNoW whY tHe F*Ck ThEy'Re wHitE

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