Scarecrow: Woah, who are you?
Tin Man: (INAUDIBLE NOISES)
Scarecrow: Sorry, I only have a beginner's year worth of Spanish.
Tin Man: (MORE INAUDIBLE NOISES)
Scarecrow: Okay, here let me try this, "No Habloito Espanolito"
Tin Man: (MORE INAUDIBLE NOISES, GETTING ANGRIER)
Scarecrow: Umm... Lo Sientaco, pero no talko for the spanisho
Tin Man: (INAUDIBLE NOISES ARE NOW FURIOUS)
Dorothy: Stop, you're offending his culture
Scarecrow: How am I offending his culture? I'm just trying to communicate with him, "No me gusta you becoming angryoso"
(THE TIN MAN GRUNTS, REACHES BEHIND A TREE BEHIND HIM, GRABS AN AX, AND SLAPS THE SCARECROW WITH IT. THE SCARECROW PLUMMETS TO THE GROUND)
Scarecrow: Hombre! Que es wrong with you?!
Tin Man: I wasn't speaking Spanish you idiot! I needed you to fill my oil can for me! But I guess some people aren't intelligent enough to take a hint!
(SCARECROW BEGINS TO SOB)
Dorothy: Look at what you did?! Now I have to help this sobbing wierdo cause you can't keep your opinions to yourself? Are you heartless or something?!
Tin Man: Actually, I am
Dorothy: Huh?
Tin Man: I used to have a heart, until a witch cast an evil spell on me taking it away all because I broke my restraining order against her smokin hot granddaughter
Scarecrow: Well I was born without a brain, that's why I'm so pathetic and stupid!
Tin Man: C'mon bro, I didn't mean it like that, I was just... upset, that's all
Scarecrow: Really?
(THE GORILLA POPS OUT OF NOWHERE IN THE BACKROUND AND TAKES A DUMP BEHIND ONE OF THE TRESS, THEN RUNS AWAY)
Tin Man: Really
Dorothy: Well I'm on my way to see Principal Duffski at Stafford Middle School so he can send me home
Scarecrow: And so I can have a brain
Dorothy: Do you wanna come with us?
Tin Man: Eh, what do I have to lose? It's either that or I'm stuck out here watching animals mate, and that gets old quickly
Dorothy: By the way, I just have one quick question
Tin Man: What?
Dorothy: Why couldn't you give yourself the oil?
Tin Man: What do you mean?
Dorothy: Well obviously your arms were working just fine cause you were able to beat the living snot out of scarecrow, and then you started yelling at him even though you weren't fed oil yet. So why did you need the oil so badly, and why did someone else have to give it to you?
Tin Man: I don't know girl, I was just following the script
Dorothy: What script?
(A SCRIPT MAGICALLY APPEARS IN TIN MAN'S HANDS)
Tin Man: Uhhh... nevermind (THROWS SCRIPT INTO ONE OF THE BUSHES)
Dorothy: Alright, we better go cause this place looks sketchier than the hood of Chicago
