Me: Here's a Spongebob Squarepants episode in FIVE minutes.
Vixen91: Cool!
*Peter sits on my lap and I rub his back lovingly*
*Tommy sits down on the couch and then Catman #2 sits in his lap*
Me: Ohhh no!
Vinnie: What's the matter?
Me: Spongebob and Patrick are gonna make a mess!