Me: These series of songs are my absolute favorites and may or may not teach you about some of the darkest times in History.
Gene: Okay...let's see what it is then. 🤨
Eric Carr: Ewww! Those little marks on their skin made my stomach feel queasy.
Me: Well, they're called "buboes" and they can appear just about anywhere on your body.
Paul: Even in our love gun?
Me: Um...yeah.
Eric Singer: Did the doctors ever find a cure?
Me: Nope, they never did. Even today, there is absolutely no cure for the bubonic plague.
Peter: Eww...no more information on that nasty stuff please. I don't think I can handle it anymore.