"Tommy Thayer's White Lightning Epiphone Guitar"

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Me: *finds a guitar on a stand* Ooohhh....shiny. 😁

Vixen91: Haha, it sure is.

*Tommy Thayer walks behind us and Vixen91 can already see him*

Vixen91: *blushes with a smile* Hi Tommy...

Tommy: Well, hello to you too.

Me: *sees Eric Singer filming us with his cell phone and then tries to shoot him with a Nerf water gun*

Eric Singer: Holy shit! *ducks his head as he jumps backwards to get out of the way*

Me: *giggles and then tries to shoot him again*

Eric Singer: Hey, stop shooting me with a Nerf gun!

Me: YOU NEED SERIOUS DISCIPLINE KITTY CAT.

Eric Singer: PAUL! Help me out with this!

Paul Stanley: *quickly rushes in* Oh, hi Tommy.

Tommy: Hi Paul.

Me: *shoots Paul with a paintball gun*

Paul: Oh my gosh! *jumps back behind a wall*

*Me and Vixen91 laugh at how scared the Catman looks*

Paul: Why are you carrying a paintball gun with you?

Me: TO TEACH YOU A LESSON FOR NOT LETTING VINNIE VINCENT PLAY HIS GUITAR WHEN HE WAS IN THE BAND. YOU NEED TRIPLE DISCIPLINE.

Paul: Wait...what?!

Me: *loads up the paintball gun and charges straight at the Starchild*

Paul: *almost gets shot* Gene, get over here!

*Eric Singer and Paul Stanley are both being chased by me*

*Vixen91 and Tommy Thayer are laughing their asses off at what's happening*

*I'm cackling like a wicked little banshee while I chase the two KISS present day band members*

*Paul and Eric are both screaming as they try to dodge my paintballs*

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