Me: Hey, I've got a special treat for you guys.
Paul: Alright! 😉😃
Ace: Look! That's us!
Peter: It certainly is.
Me: AHAHAHAHAHA! *rolls on floor laughing my ass off* You guy are so funny!
Ace: We aren't funny! We're supposed to be scary.
Me: SCARY?! You call that scary?! Y'all are as funny as clowns! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Paul: Hey, don't call us clowns woman!
Me: Don't be a sissy, Starchild!
Paul: I AM NOT A FREAKIN SISSY!
*Ace and Peter are laughing are now rolling on the floor laughing their asses off*
Paul: Uggghhh! Why me?! 😖