Hot for Teacher

What Dildo

The two men began packing up their belongings after cleaning up the mess in Dabi's classroom and testing the sturdiness of both of their desks, for good measure. They began walking down the hallway with slight urgency, being more than ready to put the hectic day behind them and relax in the comfort of their apartment. Before they could get to the door, a voice from the other end of the hallway stopped them in their tracks. "Hold it Dabi. I need to have a word with you." Dabi turned his head to see the annoying little rat Nezu. Hawks laughed and patted Dabi on the shoulder. "Good luck babe, I'll be waiting for you outside." Dabi sighed in exhaustion before facing the rat. "What do you need sir?" Nezu stood in front of Dabi with his hands casually placed behind his back. " I would like an explanation as to why four of your students had dildos stuck to their foreheads, the whipped cream explosion, the copious amounts of lube and why all of your students are eating extreme amounts of pineapples." Dabi had to stop himself from laughing and instead gave the principal a cocky smirk. "I was using the whipped cream, lube, and fruits to demonstrate safe sex practices. The dildos were to make it more gender neutral, it's not my fault they're all to immature to handle the props responsibly. Not only that but the angry blonde kid... I think his name is Bakugou, kept exploding the cans of whipped cream and the bottles of lube. You might need to talk to that kid about his anger issues, if there's nothing else you need I'd like to go home now." Dabi turned on his heel and started towards the door. "There is one more thing. The next time you and Hawks decide to put your teaching methods to use, you might want to be a little quieter."  Dabi froze mid step, before recovering. "I have no idea what you're talking about sir, but I'll keep that in mind." Dabi proceeded out the front door, only to be scooped up by Hawks before they took off into the air. Dabi grinned up at Hawks. "Aww my hero." Hawks gave the scar covered man a look of amusement. "Shut up before I drop you." They reached their apartment and went about their normal nightly routine, showering, comfy clothes, cuddling, eating dinner together and actually setting an alarm for the next morning to avoid another late day tomorrow. They fell asleep comfortably wrapped in each other's arms.
The next day the two men arrived relatively early and spent the time before class together. Dabi helped Hawks set up his lesson plan, and listened to the blonde while he practiced his lecture for the day. Hawks offered to help his boyfriend, but Dabi preferred to just wing it, pun intended. The bell rang signaling that the hallway would soon be filled with students. Hawks remembered to give Dabi a quick kiss, so they didn't have a repeat of yesterday's scene in the hallway.
Once the bell rang Dabi managed to collect all the dildos from the previous days lesson.. all except for one. He decided not to question what happened to it and figured no matter what the explanation was he didn't want that toy back. "Today we will be talking about sexual positions. Starting with positions that work best for different sex couples and then working our way to position that work best for same sex couples." Dabi began to draw rather obscure positions on the board with stick figures. He began explaining the benefits of each position in disgustedly deep detail. The looks of pure horror on the students faces brought Dabi extreme amounts of joy. None of the students dared to ask any questions, much less point out that their teacher was using a double ended dildo as a pointer. They found their teacher's collection of fake penises to be rather disturbing, but no one wanted to be the class 'unicorn' for the day so they all kept their mouths shut. Finally one student was brave enough to speak up. "Um sir?... How do you know about all of these different positions?" Without missing a beat Dabi launches a dildo at the red haired kid, hitting him square in the center of his forehead. "I'm fucking your philosophy teacher and he's a kinky little shit." The students looked at their teacher in horror at his very nonchalant response, all except for Shoto who simply hid his face from embarrassment. "Are there anymore questions? No? Then let's continue." Before he could continue the lesson another hand shot up. "Sir why are you using a dildo as a pointer?" Dabi repeated the same process as before, making the boy that appeared to have grapes on his head into the newest 'unicorn". "It's to make you question your whole existence. But also if you think about it, if you do or say something stupid what would be more humiliating getting hit with an actual pointer, or getting hit with a dick?" The class went completely silent. The rest of the class went by with no more questions or interruptions. However to avoid getting questioned by Nezu again Dabi remembered to collect all the dildos at the end of class.