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Intruders

Red and blue flashing lights greet me at my gate. The police officer tries to flag me down but I am too pissed to care right now. I walk pass the officers over to where the chaos is located. I see Tink in a muzzle. My anger was at it's all time high now. Not my baby.

"What the fuck is going on?!" I bellowed out.

All the officers turn to me. I see a older woman crying on my far right. I couldn't really see her face clearly. The ambulance was loading a person in the vehicle with a torn arm. Something seems suspicious here.

"Are you Penelope Lee?" A officer asked. Looked like she had more power.

"Yes, I am. May I ask what happened here and why my dog is in a muzzle?" They couldn't miss the authority in my voice.

The sheriff looked at the old lady. Karen. What the hell is she doing on my property?

"Well ma'am. It seems that your neighbors were coming over to give you a package and your dog attacked them. The animal control is going to take your dog away until we figure out what was going on." The officer said.

"That dog and its owner are a menase. Always causing a ruckus everywhere they go. Ever since that Ching Chong looking porch monkey moved in we haven't had a good night sleep thinking she would break in and kill us. Her dog was banned from going to the local dog park you know! Now he attacked my poor son John for no reason." Karen screamed out.

"First of all officer, no one can get on my property without my permission. My gate is obviously broken down but you guys did not think of who did it. Second of all, did you guys even ask them for the "package" they were going to give me. Third, my dog does not attack unless he is provoked. I have cameras all around my land." I move my arms around to the broken gate and cameras. The officers look at each other. Some looked guilty. Karen's face pales when I mentioned the cameras.

"Miss. Lee, a man was attacked by your dog. That takes prescience." The officer said. She must not like being wrong.

"More than trespassing and destruction of property? Do you do half your job all the time or just this one when Karen is here?" I look the officer dead in the eye to see what her next move was. She started to mumble something and stopped when another vehicle pulled up. It read "Sheriff" on the side. Finally. Someone that possibly has brains.

The sheriff jumped out of the car. She looked a bit familiar but I don't know any shrieffs.

"Fill me on on what's going on here." The sheriff told the officer I was talking to. The officer told her sheriff what happened and even told her I was like a raging lunatic when I first arrived. This bitch right here. It took her 20 minutes to explain everything. She already wasted 15 minutes of my time arguing with me before the Sheiff showed up.

"So from my understanding you guys did all this for one side of the story. I notice the damaged gate when I pulled up. Did you guys ask how that happened?" She looks at Officer know-it-all. She shook her head. "Unhook the dog and give him to his owner. Miss. Lee, I heard you have camera all around your property. Let's go look at the monitors."

"No problem Sheriff. Please follow me to my house." Tink walks up to me, smacking the officers with his tail. He is such a mamas boy. I open my passenger door and he jumps in. The sheriff follows close behind me until we got close to the door. Tink jumps out and runs in his doggie door.

"Right this way sheirff." Only one officer followed us. It was Miss. Know-it-all. One officer went with the guy that was injured. He was trespassing so he is guilty of something.

I turned on the lights to the room and focused on the camera for the front gate. The Offixer Know-it-all scuffs at my set up.

"What's with all the equipment? Trying to spy on people." She asked