Hildatale

The Puzzle Master(Continued...)

Hilda- Wait, maybe we don't need to fight.

PAPYRUS- OF COURSE WE DO! HOW ELSE AM I GOING TO CAPTURE YOU?

H- I can see you really want to make more friends. What if we... hang out instead?

P- YOU MEAN... LIKE A DATE?

H- Yeah, like a date!

P- SO, YOU FINALLY REVEAL YOUR ULTIMATE FEELINGS!

H- I- guess?

P- W-WELL, I'M A SKELETON WITH VERY HIGH STANDARDS!!!

H- Well, um, I have some cooking skills. I'm pretty sure I can make a good plate of spaghetti.

P- OH NO!!! YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!!!

H- Great! Does that mean we can "date"?

P- LET'S DATE, L-LATER! AFTER I CAPTURE YOU!

Papyrus throws multiple small bones across the ground. However, their aim is not the best, and Hilda steps aside to avoid them easily.

H- I don't think fighting me will accomplish anything.

P- SO YOU WON'T FIGHT... THEN, LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN HANDLE MY FABLED 'BLUE ATTACK!'

Papyrus sends a wave of blue tinted bones. Knowing how this works, Hilda stands completely still until they pass harmlessly. 

H- Papyrus, that won't-

Hilda's shirt suddenly turns blue and she feels heavier. She discovers that she can't move left or right anymore. A stray bone catches her off guard and hits her.

P- YOU'RE BLUE NOW. THAT'S MY ATTACK! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

H- *wincing* So that's what that is?

*You're blue now.

H- Yeah, I noticed!

P- HMMM... I WONDER WHAT I SHOULD WEAR...

As small bones approach, Hilda realizes that her only option is to jump. She jumps over three, the last one a bit taller, all while Papyrus dabs marinara sauce behind his ear.

H- Are you, planning for the date?

P- WHAT!? NO!! I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT THAT DATE THING!

The bones get a little taller and Hilda finds herself jumping higher, this time while Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Bishie Cream behind his ear.

H- You, uh, seem to be getting better at that.

P- YEAH! DON'T MAKE ME USE MY SPECIAL ATTACK!

The attacks mix up again as Hilda now has to duck to avoid bones flying over her head, while Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Anime Powder behind his ear. How much can he put on?

P- I CAN ALMOST TASTE MY FUTURE POPULARITY!!!

Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Cute Juice behind his ear while Hilda leaps over more attacks, barely remembering to stand still when a blue one comes.

P- PAPYRUS, HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD!

Hilda bounds over rows of bones and jumps between two others. As it gets increasingly harder, Papyrus dabs MTT-Brand Attraction Slime behind his ear.

P- PAPYRUS, UNPARALLELED SPAGHETTORE!

Papyrus sends more attacks while dabbing MTT-Brand Beauty Yogurt behind his ears.

H- Are you ever going to be satisfied with what's behind your ears?

P- NO!!! WAIT, I DON'T HAVE EARS. WHY AM I EVEN DOING THIS? WHERE WAS I? OH YES! UNDYNE WILL BE SO PROUD OF ME!!