The area 51 raid was a success, at least for me. I got my alien without the guards even noticing me, and we've been chilling ever since. I also made it out with a laptop running Windows 9, a Shrek body pillow, and a pumpkin spice latte that isn't basic. I'm currently laying low in a hotel in Arizona with Jimothy (my alien). I'll update you guys if anything swagalicious happens.
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