you arrive at ur local starbucks to get a pinkity drinkity and then that when u see him....
stranger: hello are u alright
yn: oh im sorry i just blacked out idk y
u couldnt tell him u blacked out from how handsome he is
stranger: my name is shrek here
he pulls an advil out of his asshole and u see brown covering all over it
yn: u lick up the poop from the pill then take the pill
shrek: u look sexy rn 😏
yn: thank u 🥵🥴😏
shrek: wanna go to the bathroom..
he leads u to the bathroom and u guys smash..
