Ellena: *Gulps* Papa Freddie... You have a dare from Queenfan4ever07. You have to flirt with Roger in front of Jim.
Freddie: I can't betray Jim like that!! No!!
Brian: it's a dare Freddie.
Freddie: no. I don't want to break his heart!
Ellena: fine. UNCLE ROGER!!! COME HERE!!!
Roger: Yes love?
Ellena: Flirt with Freddie! Now! It's a dare.
Roger: *shrugs* okay. Karma is a bith. Isn't it, Freddie?
Jim: *walks in*
Roger: oh stop it you sexy beast.
Jim: WHAT THE FOOK?! FARROKH BULSARA!!! I'm so mad at you right now... How could you cheat on me like this?
Freddie: it's not what you think..
Jim: don't talk to me right now... In fact stay away from me... You pakistanian fuck! *Runs off*
Ellena: you really shouldn't have pushed that button...
Freddie: YOU AND Queenfan4ever07 GAVE ME THE BLOODY DARE!!!!!
Ellena: go to him. I'll come with you.
Freddie and Ellena walk upstairs.
Freddie: Jim darling?
Jim: go the fuck away. Now.
Ellena: Papa Jim let me in.
Jim: *open the door slowly* what do you want?
Ellena: let me explain. *Walks in* Freddie was dared by Queenfan4ever07 to flirt with Roger in front of you.
Freddie: I looked at her and told her "I can't betray Jim like that. No." Brian told me that it was a dare and that I had to do it. And I still told him no. I even told him I didn't want to break your heart. So Elena got Roger down here... And he called me a sexy beast in front of you. Since I wouldn't flirt with you.
Ellena: yeah. It's my fault. I shouldn't have given you the Dare, Freddie. But Jim, you had no right to call him a pakistanian fuck. He's not from Pakistan. He's from Zanzibar. In Tanzania. In stone town in fact.
Freddie: those are all facts.
Jim: *hugs both of them*
Freddie: but he did have every right to call me that because I called him an Irish Witch the other day.
Jim: *nods* and I'm still upset about that.
Ellena: I got to go now. bye! *Walks out of room*
Brian: how did it go?
Roger: yeah how'd it go?
Ellena: you better expect a big ass whooping from Jim later.
Roger: *hides in a cabinet*
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Ask and Dare Garden Lodge
AcakPretty much like my other COD book, but your asking and daring the guys at Garden Lodge
