Human Tendencies: Memories and Shenanigans

What The Gack?

"Well, Jack is off doing classes, I'm home alone, what could be more interesting than taking a look around his computer?" Lumen chuckles to herself as she fires up Jack's computer. "He told me the password so I can go right on ahead..." And with that Lumen begins looking around Jack's computer, peeking at various applications. "Boo Jack has a boring computer. I wonder what would happen if I peeked into his files?" Lumen mumbles to herself as she looks around in Jack's files. That's when she discovers it: two files that have interesting names to them. "Gal*Gun... Why does that sound so familiar?" She asks herself as she clicks on these files. Eventually she ends up clicking an exe file and it executes, bringing up a game.

"Gal*Gun! Double Peace!" The voice calls out. It's one that's instantly recognizable to Lumen and her eyes light up.

"This is the sequel to that Gal*Gun game! Yes!" Lumen says cheerfully as she looks through the game. "Huh, looks like Jack's already beat most of it. Might as well go ahead and play some while I'm still here." And with that she begins playing one of the score attack modes, turning the volume to an appropriate level as she blasts girls with pheromone shots, bringing them to their knees in leg-jellifying euphoria. "Oh yeah I'm definitely enjoying this!" She chuckles as she continues to play. "I'm gonna leave scores that'll give Jack a run for his money!" And with that she plays all of the score attack stages, and then she comes to the boss stages where Jack has five starred everything in there. "Oh my gosh... Will I even come close to that? Let's go with... Kurona. I don't think I've seen her before." Lumen says as she picks Kurona's boss fight. Almost instantly she's greeted with the likes of heavy metal and a demon, presumably Kurona, and a serious expression comes across Lumen's face.

"DEATH!!!" Kurona shouts as she takes to the skies!

"Kurona, you're going down!" Lumen says as she blasts away at the demon. Kurona retaliates by firing dark energy from her spear but Lumen simply blasts the shots out of the air before they can hit her. Eventually, Lumen knocks Kurona's health down to two thirds and the demon prepares to charge!

"DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!!!" Kurona screams as she charges at Lumen spear first!

"Holy smokes!" Lumen shouts as she shoots the weak points and knocks Kurona back, saving her from getting shish-kabobed! The fight continues on like normal until Kurona runs out of health and she falls to the ground. Lumen takes victory as she five stars the entire fight and she does a little victory dance- just as Jack walks in from classes...

"Hey Lumen, what are you- what the heck?!" Jack shouts as he hears all too familiar music. "How did you find that?!"

"Eh?" Lumen asks, stopping mid-dance. "Jack! Uh..."

"How on earth did you find those Gal*Gun games?! I... Oh this is gonna be awkward as hell to explain..."

"What are you talking about? I like this game!" Lumen exclaims, and Jack is taken aback.

"Wait... You like that game?" Jack asks.

"Yeah I do." Lumen replies. "I played the first game and I was hyped to see the sequel, but when GV said he wouldn't get it I was a little bummed out."

"I mean it's a game where you shoot girls until they orgasm, I don't think that's going to look good in GV's home." Jack chuckles.

"This is fun though." Lumen chuckles. "I saw two files called Gal*Gun though."

"That's because they made a third game." Jack replies. "That's why I have this VR headset."

"No way..." Lumen says, taking off her headphones and putting on the headset. Jack then fires up the third game, Gal*Gun 2, and Lumen looks like she's in her own little world as she sees girls charging directly at her. They shout, they give letters, they slap, punch, shove, kiss, anything they can do to confess their love and Lumen is having the time of her life.

"There are some guilty pleasures you don't want to share, and then there are some that are pretty fun to share." Jack chuckles as he watches from the computer the fun Lumen is having.