Peter Parker Oneshots.

What Kind of Spider Hisses?

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I am writing this as I die. 🙏 help....
Okay! Here we gooooo!
Situation 1:
Third person point of view
Peter thought this was outrageous, allowing the Rouges back, let alone letting them back into the tower! But he knew that it's partially what his dad wanted. And all Peter wanted was for his dad to be happy.

"Peter", Tony, his dad, yelled. "Yeah?", Pete replied.

"They'll be here any minute. Make sure every thing is clean and that you are prepared to meet them".

"On it, Dad!"

The next thing Peter knew, he was standing in front of the elevator with his dad, holding Tony's hand, keeping both of their panic/anxiety attacks at bay. After 6 minutes of breathing deeply, and hand holding, both Starks heard the elevator ding, signaling the Rouges and Natasha's arrival.

(As of right now, the only Avenger Tony and Peter trust is Nat. She is (in this story) Peter's godmother. She is known as aunty Nat)

Peter slightly hid behind his dad, still holding his hand, of course. After noticing this, the Rouges minus Natasha, raised their eyebrows.

When Pete finished scanning them, his eyes lit up as he spotted his "Aunty Nat". The others noticed this.

As the above happened, Tony used his free hand to shake the Rouges'. All of them, even Steven (XD rhymes), shook it back.

Peter, Natasha, and Tony locked eyes. Sighing, Tony nodded, and for the first time in their lives, the Rouges saw Nat smile.

Giving Peter a large grin, which he mimicked, Natasha and Peter shared and large embrace. Soon after they split apart, Natasha moved to hug Tony. He happily embraced her back.

As the Rouge Avengers watched these exchanges the were, shocked, unmoving. Snapping out of their stupor, Clint Barton, Hawkeye, finally asked.

"Who's the kid?"

"Oh!", Tony exclaimed, "meet Peter. My son."

Once again shocked, minus Steve, they stayed quiet. Then under his breath, Steve muttered, "probably a drunken one night stand".

As soon as he heard this, Tony started tearing up and squeezed Peter's hand harder. Peter on the other hand heard this louder and clear due to his enhanced hearing ability. His head snapped up in attention and both Nat and Tony knew:

Shit was gonna go down

Both Nat and Tony (who was proud) knew Peter was extremely protective of his loved ones, this meant especially Tony. Of course, Peter was a great person and gentle soul, but this also meant he was sensitive, and easily made mad.

Peter disliked the Rouges anyway, but this was the last straw.

So, peter kindly walked up, smiling, confusing the Rouges. Then, whirled his arm back and flung it forward full speed at Steve's face, all the while hissing like that sassy spider he is. Once his fist made contact Steve flung back, creating a huge crater in the wall.

The Rouges were in hysterics, Natasha was laughing her ass off, and Tony looked like he'd seen a ghost.

Peter then ran back to Tony, koala'd him and began hissing at Steve.

I was high when I wrote this. I don't even know but I'm gonna keep it anyway

Tony began running around, Nat hot on his tail. Tony began yelling, "Nat! Help! His powers! He's sticking to me!".

The Rouges, who were stunned, snapped out of their stupor, and yelled, " ThAT tInY ChILd iS sPiDeRbOy!?"

After an their highs and mine wore of everything was back to normal. The Rouges moved in, and they were a family. But they remembered not to mess with Tony, and especially not Peter.

I'll be back with the second part. Llamas help. I need le help. Bye for now my lovely llamas.