There was a Filipino who went to U.S.A. even though he doesn't know how to speak English. So all he can do is listen to the environment and list down what he heard.
He was walking by the street when he saw two kids fighting.
"Kick me!" the one said.
Then the Filipino thought it was the way to say hello and he listed it down.
He kept on walking and he saw a kid with an ice cream telling his granny," Some more please, some more," and Granny gave the kid more ice cream and the kid responded," Thank you,"
As what he did earlier, he listed it down.
He was still walking when he met a man and said," Kick me," and the man did nothing but kicked him.
"Some more please, some more," the Filipino murmured and the man punched,slapped,and smacked him and all he said was," Thank You." and limped away.
P.S. no offense to Filipino people coz am also one. This is a joke. Don't take it seriously.
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HumorRead the title please. BTW this is my first story hope you like it! :3. P.S. I can write a joke related to your fandom if am bored. Anything funny is in here.