Keagan, the Bitch

Seven

" Morning , " I called out to Mom . " Morning , honey . " as she prepares for breakfast . " Mom , I can't help it anymore . I'm being bullied by my classmates . So I wondered , why . I finally got the answer yesterday night . I'm changing myself . Is it okay? " I tried to explain . " Honey , it's your choice . Just tell me if you need something . But yeah , I'll go with it . " is she serious ? Does she know what's about to happen ? " Okay , Mom . Now , can you buy me some clothes? I mean bitches' clothes . " she was shocked as well . " I'm sorry , what?! " she pardoned . " Okay , at least you tried to understand . Just give me money and I'll buy new clothes , Mom . " I let out . " Fine since I haven't bought you new clothes last month . " yes ! " Here , " she gave me a hundred bucks that's from her Prada bag . Wow . " Mom , this is rea- " she zipped my lips saying , " I just wanna make you happy , my darling . I assume you need a lot . " woah , but to be honest , this is too much ! " Anyways , thank you so much , Mom ! "cried out and hugged her tight .

I told Mom that I'm going to go for a shopping this Sunday . She let me and yeah she's the nicest Mom ever . First , I went to buy some ripped and more tumblr-like shirts . I love them like a lot . Next , a shoe . Instead of wearing my old Converse on school ( for like every single day ! ) I decided to buy a new one . It's a high heel , three-inched tall . It's design is perfect as well . It has a zipper on the left side . Purple , of course . After that some shorts , ripped one and some are also tumblr-like . I could almost forget about the big thing ! Yeah , a fancy bracelet saying , 'punk' . And yeah I almost forgot to tell you , my other shirt , it's special , too . Written out there , 'ur main bitch' and also the other one , 'math sucks' . Am I bitchy yet ?

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" Mom , I'm home ! " I screamed while glancing on the kitchen , looking for her . " Oh , hi ! " she's right there . She even blew me a kiss . " Honey , that's a lot of shopping bags , huh . Anyways , someone called you like an hour ago and it's definitely Brooklyn . " I knew she was going to call me .

" Hello , this is Brooklyn Canes from New York City! " I still laugh every time I hear that stupid automatic voice .

" Hi , Keagan ! How's everything goi- " I'm about to prank her .

" Shut up you fat ass kink! Your stupid eyelashes are so long but they ain't longer as your future . " I hope she gets shocked this time .

" What the fuck , Keagan ! " she bursted out .

" Oh my God , did you just said the f word?!?! " even myself got shocked , too .

" But did you just said I'm a fat ass kink?!?! " she bursted laughing .

" You're a real bitch now . I can't believe it . Even your words sounded fancy as hell! " she even added .

" Hah , I scared you , didn't I? " as we laughed .

" So Mom gaved me a hundred bucks and I bought new things and yeah they're all definitely amazing . " I exclaimed . Explaining these new things to her .

" That's great . I hope you can start your revenge on Tuesday . Hoping it'll be a lot of fun! " she exclaimed happily .

" Hell yeah! And guess who's the first one on my bucket list , " this is so much exciting .

" Who? I can't think of anyone by now . "

" For sure , it's probably Sam the bubblegum shit , " that's what I have decided for the rest of the day .

" Good , good . Can't wait to see you " at last .