Just random one shots of Queens favorite superhero.
Willing to take requests
I don't own Marvel or Spider-Man, so don't sue me!
All stories are original
Contains mild language
(Also, forewarning. I wrote this whole thing when I was 13, so it may no...
This is something very, VERY quick that was inspired off of history class. You'll see.
Many thought Tony Stark was crazy, but not as crazy as Peter Parker. "Peter, don't go through the time machine. I know that you are a Gen Z teenager and want to be rid of this life but don't"
Peter then said something only another crazy person would question. "Bold of you to think I'm a teenager"
In utter confusion, Tony replied. "What?"
Peter ignored him and went on. "I'm going now"
At this point, the hyper manic was a panic like state. "Peter Parker get your butt back here this instant!"
Peter said a few last words before going "Goodbye and cheerio my friend"
"PETER!!"
"YEET"
Peter then tweets himself into the time machine and went back to a time only known by few.
"Sir Peter Parker, where have you been and why do you look like a hobo teenager?"
"Let's just say that things got interesting in the last few years"
"Well, the war won't fight its self. We better get a move on the Patriots".
"Maybe we should look into the Patriots and give them a chance"
"Hmm, nah"
"Okay, your call"
This discovery had me on the ground, wheezing to death. In my mind obviously because I was in class but still.
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Just....*wheeze*......let me....*wheeze*......rest for....*continuous dying of laughter*.....the next.......*still dying inside*.......6 MILLION YEARS
