Depressing News(A/N)

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I have sad news for all you Homo sapiens..













SPIDER-MAN IS NO LONGER PART OF THE MCU

SPIDER-MAN IS NO LONGER PART OF THE MCU

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I AM F**KING PISSED. MARVEL WAS DOING SO GOOD. I KNOW THERE WAS MORE TO IT THEN JUST THAT, BUT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
LITERALLY F**CKING DEPRESSED
LIKE, NOW THEY CANT EVEN HAVE ANY MENTION OF THE AVENGERS OR IRON MAN, SO THERE GOES MY SANITY. THEY BUILT SUCH A GREAT FATHER SON RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN PETER AND TONY AND NOW ITS DOWN THEY THE GARBAGE DESPOAL. MY SOUL HAS BEEN STOMPED ON, STABBED, THROWN IN A BLENDER, AND BEEN SENT TO ANOTHER UNIVERSE OF SOME SORT.

IF YOU WANT TO JOIN ME ON MY RAID TO SONY, JUST COMMENT ON THIS AND GET YOUR KATANAS BECAUSE ITS GOING TO GET MESSY!

IN THE MEANTIME, LETS ALL BE MJ IN HOMECOMING AND DO SOME LIGHT AKA WORLD ENDING PROTESTING

DON'T QUESTION THE ALL CAPS. MY SANITY HAS OFFICIALLY TAKEN OFF FOR MARS






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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UPDATE: HE IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. DISNEY AND SONY FIGURED OUT HOW TO SHARE CUSTODY OF THE KID THANK GOODNESS.

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