Gilbert and Kiku where in Alfred's house hanging out with their respected s/o and Diego was there so he wouldn't feel left out at home. So he was the respected 5th wheel of the group.
Gilbert was on his phone browsing until he got an idea.
"Hey guys" he called out "The awesome me wants to ask you three a question." he declared, pointing at the north american brothers as Gilbird flew around his head.
When they all finally looked up (with the help of Kiku for Alfred) he asked "What are you, an early bird or night owl?"
"Early bird" Matthew said looking bored as Gilbert already knew all of this.
"Night owl" Diego said. They turned to Alfred wondering what he was going to say.
"I'm neither I am a permanently exhausted pigeon." he said blank faced as he drank more coffee as usual.
"Alfred-kun do we need to have a chat again." Japan asked stone faced.
"No no, I get at least 4 hours of sleep now I'm good this is the most sleep I've gotten in a week while not on vacation since '87"
"1987?"
"No 87 BCE, of fucking course 1987"
"Alfred-kun." Kiku said in a serious tone.
"Okay I'm sorry Gilbert I didn't mean it that that okay?" Alfred said deadpan causing his brothers and Gilbert to start laughing and Kiku to look at him.
Welp he's sleeping on the couch tonight.
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The North American Trio
FanfictionA series of one-shots about The North American Trio (America, Canada, and Mexico) Will occasionally have Greenland and other countries from the Americas.
