Fuck Who?

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Human names used! All the names will be displayed when they are introduced or speaking so you don;t have to come back up here or go down though I will only mention them once unless needed!

-NAT-

It was a world meeting for our nations and it was currently break time. The north american brothers (America, Canada and Mexico) were sitting on a couch in a corner of the U.N. living room. Around them the other nations were either eating a snack, talking with nations or bickering with them both were normal.

America was chatting about the newest game of Baseball they were planning on playing after the meeting while munching on some BBQ ribs while Canada and Mexico joined and stole some of his food (hey its good and the man can cook)

"So anyway dudes. I recently got the newest game that Kiku sent me if you wanted to play afterwards." Alfred (America) said looking at his brothers.

"Yeah that sounds good eh, it not like we have anything else to do while we stay the night." Matthew (Canada) said to his brothers as he stole food from Alfred's plate.

"Si hermano that sound like a good idea." Diego (Mexico) said taking a sip of soda.

Sadly their calm atmosphere was ruined but Lovino (South Italy or Romano) yelling at Gilbert (Prussia) about something.

"Fucking hell Potato Bastard shut the fuck off your so annoying!" Lovino yelled at him.

"It's the way I am Romano" Gilbert replied with a smirk. Romano looked about ready to blow a gasket.

"Ve~ are you alright Roma?" Feliciano (Italy) asked his brother. It looks like he has a death wish ladies and gentleman, good thing Lovino just focus his anger somewhere else besides hitting his brother.

"Fuck Prussia" he yelled pissed off.

And quickly to the point you would think it was planned, Alfred smirked and said, "Canada already did"

...

There was an almost deafening silence as everyone stared at the american. Gilbert blushed madly from embarrassment. Romano started laughing maniacally. And Matthew pulled out his hockey stick (which was somehow covered in blood, who's no one will ever know) and started chasing Alfred around the living room while Diego just sat there and ate what was previously Alfred's food and is now whoever wanted it and was recording the whole thing on his phone. "Latin America is going to love this" he thought

"I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU! TURN AROUND AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN YOU HOSER!" Matthew yelled.

And that is the story of how all of Europe developed a fear of Canadians.

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