"I swear I have the sex appeal of a math book" Diego said during a world meeting while they were on break. This outburst caused the nations to quiet down and listen into the conversation.
What they were bored and their conversations are at least mildly interesting.
"I don't know I've never seen someone open a math book and not say 'fuck me'" Matthew said raising a brow to his little brother.
"That was smooth as fuck." was what every nation was practically thinking.
Alfred smirked, "Don't forget how many times people bang books on a table" he said matter-of-factly.
"..."
"You know I feel a lot better about being a math book thanks guys" Juan said before standing up and leaving the room.
"Where is he going?" Canada asked Alfred
"I don't know do you think I have him chipped or something?" Alfred asked by the look Matthew was giving him he quickly relented. "Yeah hold up a sec."
He took out a tracker device and turned it on silently reading what it said.
"So-?" Matthew asked.
"He's going into a bar okay get ready for emotional little brother crying about not getting laid or how "she was the one" for the millionth times." Alfred said plainly starring Matthew in the eye. Matthew just nodded, okay with what was just mentioned.
The rest of the nations ALL felt like they needed a drink.
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The North American Trio
FanfictionA series of one-shots about The North American Trio (America, Canada, and Mexico) Will occasionally have Greenland and other countries from the Americas.
