travis: "is that a plastic straw?! i thought we were saving the turtles!!"
carson: "danger! you could die!"
cooper: "look, its the girl who snorted crushed nachos yesterday!"
noah: "remember that time i ate a poptart off the floor?"
joko: "twitter is for queers so i guess im gay now."
schlatt: "just kiss her already and make her go away!"
mason: "did you know that 90% of rapes start at the shoulders?"
mikey: "only gay people get to call people faggots. so, you're a faggot."
luemas: "ted, remember that time you took a bite out of a banana and almost threw up bc of it?"
ted: "if travis and cooper dont show up in the next 5 seconds then im legally allowed to break their knees."
sam: "obamga."
sneeg: "brb for a hot sec i need to go have a mental breakdown."
josh: "wanna fight you overgrown vibrator?!"
connor: "listen,,, im a professional at stealing donuts."
ty: "its always who's joe and never how's joe."
reflex: "imagine being an almost legal adult."
a/n: uh ya yeet sorry for not updating for a good bit-- i've been focused on school aksjs
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incorrect smplive vol. 2
Humorlmao welcome to volume 2 of the incorrect smplive lowercase intended this is still a joke so don't ship these boyos ok?