Weird [Dan Howell AU]

Introduction

Um real quick. The first 17 parts are so shit (grammar and plot). I mean some of it is good but sometimes it doesn't make sense.

I smiled lightly, bringing the cherry to my lips biting down causing the flavor to attack my taste buds. I ripped the stem off and threw it in the bin.

"You seriously are boring." Phil said from my computer screen, we had been chatting for an hour or so and we ran out do things to discuss.

Phil Lester, my best friend was truly weird. He lived five blocks away from me, and we still video chat. We have been talking about school, the fact it begins in a week.

"I'm sexy, did you see how I bit that cherry? You should be attracted to me by now." I said in a cocky tone, causing him to roll his eyes.

"You looked like a beaver chewing wood. So attractive." He stated in an obviously sarcastic tone.

We had met in freshmen year, when we had both been awkward. He had his long side swept hair, and I had my frizzy hair that was always shoved in a low ponytail. We somehow clicked, and now here we are, one week away from senior year.

"Don't even deny it." I said, adjusting my hair as I looked at the brown in a bored tone. "I wanna dye my hair." I whined.

"What color?" Phil asked, scrolling through his phone. I smiled mischievously as I thought of the color.

"I want to go blonde." I said in excitement, I heard Phil's phone lock and I saw him thinking.

"It would look good actually. Like the really pale blonde." He said and I nodded along, touching my hair my disinterest increasing.

"Yeah, I'm going to do that." I said in confidence, but Phil's phone beeped.

"Are you cheating on me?!" I gasped, as he gave me an uninterested look, causing me to giggle.

"I'm just getting some new neighbors so my mom is blowing up my phone since she's still at my aunts." He answered and I furrowed my eyebrows, suddenly curious.

"Have they moved in yet?" I asked and he nodded as he threw his phone to the other side of his bed.

"Yeah there's a guy our age living there. I don't know what his name is but I heard he's enrolling at our school." He answered causing my excitement to bubble, and I asked the question any girl would wonder.

"Is he hot?!" I asked in excitement but Phil again rolled his eyes. "What's with you and the eye rolls today anyways?"

"Nothing it's just weird that he's coming to school during senior year." Phil observed causing me to wonder as well.

For the last year of high school, switching to a new one isn't appealing. Making friends would be hard, and gaining relevance would be harder.

"We should befriend him. Then I could date him and actually have my first kiss before High School ends." I said, eating another cherry from my bowl. I expected Phil to roll his eyes but he laughed instead.

"Remember when you liked Troye?" Phil said and I groaned, grabbing a pillow from my bed.

"Shut up, now tell me your new neighbor is hot so I actually have a chance." I demanded, trying to forget I had a crush on a guy who had a boyfriend.

"I think you'll like him." Phil said, I was expecting a kid I could mess with, a person who could become a second Phil to me.

Nothing went as planned though.