Ask The Eddsworld Crew! (And Mha)

Introduction

Viri: Hello everyone! It's me, Virizion and welcome to 'Ask The Eddsworld Crew!' You can even put dares!

Ed: Um. . .Asks and dares?

Viri: Yes Edd. Asks and dares. .

Edd: Oh ok. .

Tom: Well shit. .

Viri: *Le gasp.* >:O PROFANITY!!

Tom: *Shrugs and drinks from his flask.*

Viri: Just kidding. Your allowed to curse.

Tom: . . . .Really?

Matt: TIM!!

Tom: Again, Its Tom.

Viri: 1. . .2. . .3. . . .Where the hell is Tord?

Tom: I don't know and I don't care. . .

Matt: Last time I saw Todd. . .He was in his room. .And I heard weird noises. .

Viri: Oh no. . .*Sighs.* brb. .*Walks up to Tord's room and freezes.*

Tord: F-Faen~

Viri: *Growls and bangs on his door.* Yo! Fuck boy! Put your dick back in your fucking pants and get down here. .

Tord: FUCK YOU!!

Viri: *Walks back downstairs.*

Tom: Let me guess. .Watching that stupid anime shit that's called Hentai?

Viri: Yep. . .

Tord: *Walks downstairs annoyed.* And it's not stupid Tom!

Tom: Yeah, you say it's not and I say it is. *He drinks from his flask again.*

Tord: That's it. .

Viri: Hey! No fighting! If you guys fight, I'll do something to both of you. Either play the song that Tord hates, or, tie you both together and put you in Edds room and lock it from the outside, or, take Tord's hentai away, or, make Tom watch the hentai. .

Tom: 0-0

Tord: NOOO!! DON'T TAKE MY HENTAI AWAY!!!!!

Viri: Then don't fight. .Ok?

Tord and Tom: *They both nod.*

Viri: Wait, now I think about it, where are Flare, Bell, and Serena?

Tord: *Shrugs.*

Flare: Right here. *She was on the ceiling.*

Tord: How the fuck did you get up there!?

Flare: I don't know. .

Bell: Hey Tom!

Tom: What Commie 2?

Tord: Don't call my sister that Jehovahs!!!

Tom: And Don't call me that Commie!!

Viri: Boys! What did I say?

Tom: *He steps away from Tord.*

Bell: *She hugs Tord's arm.* :3

Tord: :3

Tom: . . .The hell?

Viri: Don't worry about it. That's there thing. They love making cat faces like that. . .

Serena: *She hugs Edd from behind.* I'm a kitty cat!

Edd: *He laughs.* The hell?

Tom: I ship it. .

Edd: *Blushes.* Sh-Shut up!!

Serena: *Punches Tom.*

Tom: OW!!

Bell: *She gets scared and she accidentally turns into a dragon.* Uh oh. .

Tom: O-O

Bell: Sorry that only happens when I get scared or angry. .

Tom: So I'm not the only one that turns into a monster when angry?

Flare: Um you mean I'm not He only one out of two people. .

Tom: What?

Flare: I turn into a dragon when angry not scared but angry. . .

Viri: *She smirks.* Flare and Tord sitting in a tree! K I S S I N G!!! *Keeps in singing it.*

Flare: Knock it off. .

Viri: Flare And Tord sifting in a tree! K I S S I N G!!!!!!!

Flare: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! *She then turns into a dragon.* Goddamnit. .

Tom: *She looks at Serena.* Let me guess, your one too?

Serena: No. .But I heard that Flare turns into one because you bit her?

Tom: Oh shit. . .Yeah. . .

Flare: Hello? We have two fucking dragons in the house and somehow we can fit. . .I'm a big dragon with a snake body (Not Chinese.) And Bell is just a normal dragon! Oh, and I also have eyes that look like alien eyes!! Also, my wings are just bones. . .

Viri: Hold on. .*She takes something and makes them normal.*

Bell and Flare: Thank you. . .

Viri: Uh huh. . .Anyways sorry guys! You can ask us anything! Even me! So see ya later! Oh shit wait! *Pushes Paul and Patryk in.* Ask these two also!

Paul: *Looks at Virizion.* Let me go or I will kill you. .

Patryk: Paul! Be nice!

Paul: Whatever. .

Viri: Alright, now! Leave your asks and dares! U can ask me too! Bye!

Everyone (except Paul.): Bye!