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Viri: This dare if from HaileyThePsychoGirl and there asking Mark a question.

Mark: Yay! Even though I'm not a part of this because Virizion's an ass!

Viri: Shut up. I actually don't lie you guys. . .Bjt, Jon's cool.

Jon: YAY!

Mark: are question?

Viri: Oh yeah! They ask why do you like talking to Edd even though he's basically the 'enemy neighbor'?

Mark: I do it to piss Eduardo off and also Edd is cool. .

Eduardo: WHAT!?

Mark: Ya heard me

Eduardo: Ugh. .I hate you all. . *Walks away.*

Mark: *Yeets a couch out the window.* YEET!

Viri: we're doing two dares and asks in one! The next one is a dare and it's for Tom. *Reads it.* Oh no. .

Tom: What?

Viri: *Trying not to laugh.*

Tom: Virizion. .

Viri: They dare you to wear a Christmas sweater and sing ghe Christmas song, last Christmas.! *Bursts out laughing.*

Tom: NO!! NO WAY IN MOTHER FUCKING HELL!!! I'M NOT DOING THAT SHIT! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!

Tord: LEAVE HIM ALONE!!

Tom: Thank you Tord. .

Viri: Oh! Tom and Tord are getting married! I just made them hate each other!

Tom: STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL!!

Viri: NEVER!!!

Tom: *Growls.*

Viri: *Grabs a Christmas sweater and smirks.* Come here Tom~

Tom: NO!

Viri: *Grabs him.* PUT THIS ON!!

Tom: NO!!!

Viri: I SWEAR TO GOD TOM!!!

Tom: *Tears Up.* F-FUCK OFF!!!

Viri: *Fibally shoves it on him.*

Tom: *Is crying.* I-I don't like this!!

Viri: DEAL WITH IT THOMAS!

Tom: DONT CALL ME THAT!

Tord: GUYS STOP! Virizion, can't you see that he's upset?

Vjri: I DONT GIVE A SHIT!! *Shives a fucking book in Tom's arms.*

Tom; What is this?

Viri: The lyrics to last Christmas!

Tom: *Throws it across the room.* NO!!!!!

Viri: *Picks it up and chucks it at him.* DO IT IR I BREAK YOUR BASS!!!

Tom: O-OK! OK!! *Opens the book.*

Viri: *Plays an instrumental version of it.*

Tom: *Sings it.*

Viri: Ok! We're all done!

Tom: I hate you all. . . *Takes ye Christmas sweater off and throws it in the burning fireplace.*

Viri: Ok! Thanks for reading! Please leave more asks and dares in the comments! Thanks! Bye!

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