Once upon a time when there were monster uncontrollably roaming around, a king ruled a hidden city deep in the forest. He was mischievous and gullible. Every time someone would trick him into believing something he would throw a fit like a baby! Every time he tricked the city the city wouldn't complain because they knew what the King would say anyways.
"I AM THE KING! NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT I CANT DO!" He would shout.
One day a boy in a ragged shirt and shorts saw the king roaring at the village. "ANNOOOYYIINNGG!" The boy shouted at the king. He caught the king's attention.
The king was mad now. "Little boy. Do you mind coming over here? I've got something you might want." The king was going to give him a goldfish that he had just gotten from a villager. The boy went up to him and grabbed the goldfish.
"Now, you should give me something in return." The king said. "Or work for me until death comes upon me."
The boy stared coldly at him and then smirked. "Here." The boy gave him a string from his pocket. It was red. "It gives you your true love. Just follow it and you'll find her." The king was suspicious but he took it anyways. He wanted the woman.
The boy left with the goldfish and wished the king luck in finding his one and only. The boy found his mother and showed her the goldfish. He told her about meeting the king and fooled him. The goldfish was better than the old red string. The goldfish gave luck and wealth was coming towards the little family's way.
The king was still waiting for the love of his life. He was getting impatient. The red string was gonna work he knew it. Suddenly the door to his room flung open. There was standing, lady. She was UGLY AS FUCK. JESUS CRIST, ALL THOSE SWELLS ON HER FACE AS IF SHE WAS JUST BEATEN UP AND HER NOSE LOOKED SO DISLOCATED AND HER HAIR WAS EVERYWHERE. The king cringed.
"I AM HERE, LOVE." She shouted. "LOVE ME." She forced him.
Happy ending for all. :DDD
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