Messed Up Story Time

The Perfect Love Story

One day there was a turtle near the surface of the ocean. She saw a something almost transparent floating up there. She soon found out that the transparent thing was plastic. She fell in love with the plastic. So one day she took a piece of the plastic for herself and ate it. Sadly, plastic wasn't very healthy for her heart. So the turtle was hospitalized.

The piece of plastic wasn't aware of the it's friends health. The plastic had been so in love with the ocean. The plastic spread everywhere in the ocean.

Sadly the ocean had no interest in the plastic. The plastic was in the friend zone along with sea animals. The ocean had been with the earth for, who knows how many years. The earth was dying though. The ocean didn't really realize.

Years later, the earth was dull and almost lifeless. The ocean only know started noticing. He tried throwing some clean water on it but the only water he had was salt water.

A few more years passed and the ocean tried to call for the earth's name. The ocean realized that the earth was dead. The ocean now had depression. He tried to find his friends to cheer him up...but they weren't there. They all died many years ago and the ocean was to busy caring for the earth when the earth was still alive.

The ocean also realized how small it's gotten. The water was almost gone. The ocean made music out of it's small waves. The ocean continued to play his sorrow until he was fully vaporized by the sun.

Not so long after, it started raining. It was raining a bunch! The clouds cried for not being known by the others. Suddenly there was a little sprout in the ground of a cliff near the place where the ocean used to play the most with the earth. The ocean started filling up little by little and then finally met up to the sprout. There, was the start of a new life.

(A/N: This was meant as a joke but now...wtf did I just write.)