what if ... chat started keeping a running count of all the times he saves ladybug and she finds out somehow and is annoyed because she thinks it's some kind macho power trip and he has to just let her believe that because he can't tell her that he's trying to save her 25,913 times as chat noir to make up for all the times he couldn't save her as aspik
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Alya: You must light a salt candle at exactly 3:00 and maybe the spirit will leave
Ladybug and Chat Noir: [banging pans together] GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU WISPY MOTHERFUCKER
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