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Chat Noir: Knock knock
Marinette: Chat, what are you doing outside my room this time of night?
Chat Noir: *makes extended eye contact and leaves a banana on her windowsill, then flees into the night*
Marinette, very confused and concerned: What the fuck.
Chat Noir, the very next night: Knock knock
Marinette: Chat, you're back! What was up with the banana last night??
Chat Noir: *says nothing, pulls another banana out of a pocket and leaves it on her windowsill, then flees into the night*
Marinette, whisper yelling: Chat, what the fuck? I don't need this much potassium??
Chat Noir, the next night: Knock knock
Marinette: *staring him down, arms crossed*
Chat Noir: *slowly pulls a banana out of a pocket*
Marinette: Don't. You. Dare.
Chat Noir, dares: *places the third banana onto her windowsill, then flees into the night*
Marinette, throwing the banana after him: I swear to god if this is some kind of weird courting ritual!!
Chat Noir, the fourth night: Knock knock
Marinette: What.
Chat Noir: *smiles and holds out an orange for her*
Marinette: *looking at him suspiciously but takes the orange*
Marinette: Why an orange tonight?
Chat Noir: Orange you glad it isn't a banana?
Marinette: *punts the orange so hard into his face that he falls off the balcony*
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Miraculous Incorrect Quotes ✔️
AléatoireYo. I got bored. Incorrect quotes, fanart, comics, headcannons and some memes
