IRL Funny Moments

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Joy: *looking into closet* Ruth you better not be on my side of the bed.
Ruth: Noooo. What gives you that idea?* definitely on her side*
Joy: I can see you. Move by the time I look back or I WILL beat you. 3...
Ruth: *stuck in blanket and struggling to move*
Joy: 2...
Ruth: *distressed screaming*
Joy: 1... *looks back to Ruth*
Ruth: *wrapped entirely in blanket cocoon style while muffled screeching*
Joy: oh good. You moved.

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"Wait, I get UP from bed?"
"Yes."
"Wait wut? YES? No! Screw you I'm sleeping in!"
"Butitsmonday-"
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"So I go and confess?"
"Yes."
"What's that? No? Ok."
"Go confess!"
"No! Your SUPPOSED to bottle up your feeling until you commit suicide from too many emotions!"
"Wut?"
"And I'm STILL stuck on the bridge!"
"Whatbridge-"
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"Screw you! Screw the author! Screw sci!"
"Hey!"
"I'm not going to McDonalds! I'm going home to eat some ravioli!"
"Stick to the goddamn script!"
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"Hey! I bet you can't find any colors with 'e' in them! Come on, I bet you can't~"
"Pink."
"..."
"Black."
"Brown."
"Gold."
"Rainbow."
"*sigh* where'd I put my damn wallet..."
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Ruth: *washing dishes*
Joy: *puts another plate in* sorry RuRu.
Ruth: whatever. *goes back to washing dishes.
Ruth: *wet food touches hand* JOY LEE RAINBOW, DAUGHTER OF SH-
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Ruth: *playing game*
Joy: hey Ruth, there's a checkpoint right there!
Ruth: I know. *enters a menu* wha!
Joy: oh! Right here you can change your character.
Ruth: Sonic-
Joy: uh, anyone else?
Ruth: Turmp!
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Ruth: *outside* *looks at wall thinking its the door* hmm..
Joy: *hears thumping on wall* what the-
Ruth: *Ruth bust down wall* Ruthinator locked and loaded-
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Ruth: *wakes up*
Also Ruth: *looks at his bedside and see's two alarm clocks*
Ruth as well: holy shit I'm so tired I can look through the fabric of reality-

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Joy: So Alice was making fun of me and-
Ruth:*Zooms out of conversation*
Joy: So as I was saying unicorns are jerks and I'm just like 'Bwaka'.
Ruth: Wait what-

(We made this little joke in Gym class XD)

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