(7th grade bruh)
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Joy: I hate you, but this is about family.
Joy: So let's try to get along.
Ruth: Sounds great!
Joy: I will literally shove a box of tampons down your throat if you bark one more time, bitch.
Ruth:
Joy: Any questions-
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Joy: I found the person that stole your identity and was impersonating you!
Ruth: Really? What was he doing?
Joy: Eating Cheerios and crying in his car.
Ruth: *impressed* wow he really went for it.
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Joy: Find the depressed face *shows screen of emojis*
Joy: You couldn't find it right?
Joy: That's because the depressed face is looking at the screen.
Ruth: Well bitch, fuck you too.
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Ruth: *arrives in Hell*
Ruth: *looks around* where's Joy?
Joy: *flying away* I'm going to Heaven! I get to meet God!
Ruth: *already crawling through the realm barriers* oh you ain't leaving me by myself-
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Ruth: *tells shitworthy pun*
Mom: *amazed and praising him*
Joy: *looks at the camera lens with dead eyes* I want to die.
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Joy: Traveling is my passion!
Ruth: Oh wow, a clock.
Ruth: Like we don't have those back home.
Joy: *wheeze*
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Ruth: That's it! You've crossed the line young lady!
Ruth: Get on top of the fridge!
Joy: *climbing the fridge* THIS FAMILY IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE-
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Joy: Hey Ruth! Wanna watch a movie with me?
Ruth: What movie?
Joy: I think its a hide and seek movie with this guy called Freddy Couger?
Ruth: You mean Freddy Krueger?
Joy: Yeah! Him!
Ruth: *eyes widen*
Joy: *sitting on the couch with popcorn* oh look! He found one-
Ruth: *rams into TV*
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Ruth: *gets a notification about a new video*
Joy: *laughing her ass of at the video as Ruth stares blank faced*
Ruth: That looks like my roof.
Ruth: I don't take kindly to kids on my roof-
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Joy: Why is it one demons per person? Couldn't there be a chance for...Maybe two?
JoyKill: Are you saying we fuse them?
Joy: And add some demons to him.
Ruth: I like having my own body. And I don't want to be stuck with that...Thing.
Ruthless: *clawing at air and hissing*
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*Medieval Ages*
Ruth: Has anyone seen Joy-
Joy: *zips past him, on a hover board holding two tasers*
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Ruth: So I'm at goodwill and I only have one thing to say,
Ruth: *zooms in on shelves*
Ruth: Ducks.
Ruth: Duck, duck,
Ruth: *plaques of duck* Dead duck,
Ruth: *picture of woodpecker* Not duck,
Ruth: Duck duck duck,
Ruth: *behind shelf* big duck butt fuck, mini duck butt fuck-
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Joy: *breaks fingers* let's do this.
Ruth: ...
Joy: ...
Joy: wAIT I MEANT CRACKS KNUCKLES!
Ruth: *wheeze*
Ruth: *rips arm off* let's do this!
