Ruth: Iguras's wings wouldn't have melted because their in the sky. The higher in the sky you are, the colder it gets.
Person: You dumbass. They were flying next to the sun.
Person: The sun is hot.
Ruth: Ohh... Fair point.
Joy: Actually--
Joy: They wouldn't have been able to make it that high without dying from the lack of oxygen. And in order for them to make it directly next to the sun, they would have had to go through space-
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Person: How long has she been like this?
Joy: *unholy screeching in a Superman suit, wrapped in a blanket cocoon, with a small plastic green ring in the other corner of the room next to a Batman toy.*
Ruth: Ever since she watched me play Injustice: Gods Among Us...
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Ruth: Rainbows don't have sex, we mate.
Joy: *spits out coffee*
Ruth: Sorry about your, *holds creamer* COFFEE-MATE
Joy: *wheeze*
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Joy: Ruth what the heck was all of that?!
Ruth: What?
Joy: You sunk an entire cruise ship!
Ruth: Are you sure it was me? I'm pretty sure I would remember it if I did.
Joy: You fired a harpoon at the captain!
Ruth: Really? No.
Joy: You were headbutting children of the sides!
Ruth: Well that must have been horrifying.
Joy: You were making out with the ice sculpture!
Ruth: Well thank goodness the children didn't see-
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Joy: Do you think when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?
Ruth: What the literal fuck dude.
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Ruth: *has a stomach ache*
Joy: *walks out of room*
Joy: *walks back in*
Ruth: *shivering, under blanket cocoon looking super pale*
Ruth: GeT SoMe MeDiCiNe FoR yOuR DyInG bRoThEr!
Joy: *wheeze*
