Problematic (Naruto Fan Fiction)

Chapter F I V E: Graduation Test!

Chapter F I V E: Graduation Test!

Kiyumi's POV

I was sitting next to duck ass, again. It was awkward between us. I scooted closer to him and whispered "Hey, Sasuke. Do you ever wonder why and how you got a duck's ass for a hairstyle?"

He stared at me blankly, a frown on his face and his eyebrows furrowed. "Enlighten me then" he said in a monotone.

"Because the ducks have decided that it is suitable for you. Why? Well, they seemed to hate your hair that they considered themselves to make your hair even more awesome cause your last hair was blunt and boring. Or maybe you didn't have any hair so they decided to cover your bald spot and glue themselves on your head." I said, making Sasuke's eye twitch in annoyance. (I'm sorry to those who don't have hair! Remember, blame it all on Kiyumi cause she's the one that said it!!!)

"Why would you think that?" Sasuke asked, his voice calm yet a slight irritation is heard. I gave him a smile, a fake smile but I'm pretty sure Sai can do better.

"Cause, my dear friend (cue irritated grunt and glare from Sasuke), no one else has a duck ass' hair other than you, so yeah. And also it's not genes cause your mom and dad has straight hair just like Itachi (cue another glare from Sasuke but this time it looks like it might take down a whole army). So yeah, that's pretty much why."

Then he turned away, grunting in annoyance and totally ignores me. Yep, that's Sasuke for you. (* -_-)

"You're so annoying" I heard Sasuke mutter.

"And you're so denial!" I exclaimed, ignoring the stares I'm getting from everyone.

"Ahem.... Kiyumi - hime please quiet down." I gave Iruka sensei a blank look before smirking, making him look at me suspiciously.

"As I was saying. We will now start the final exam. When your name is called, proceed to the next room. The final test will be on, the clone jutsu." Iruka announced to everyone, I could feel the panic radiating off Naruto.

"First, Aburame Shino." Iruka sensei said, turning to leave to the next room and Shino followed.

"Ne Sasu - chan~~~" I drawled, poking his cheeks, which was surprisingly soft. He grunted again, slapping my hands away from him. Just as I was about to say or do something, his fangirls decided to swarm around our desk.

"Sasuke - kun! Will you marry me?!"

"What? No way Sasuke -kun will ever marry a dull brunette like you"

"Yeah, he'll marry me and we'll make amazing babies while you just watch miserably!"

"No way! Sasuke - kun will make love to me! Not you!"

"No! Me!"

"Me!"

They continued to fight over who'll have his babies and who'll be with him for the rest of their pathetic lives. I sighed I'm annoyance which caused the girls to look at me. I smirked at them, a plan popping up to my mind.

I turned to Sasuke and hugged his left arm, my chest hitting it. "Ne, Sasu - chan..... A - Aishiteimasu! ( I love you)" I said, blushing. * Sasuke... just play along with it* I telepathically told him, wishing he would get it. *What no way!* he protested. *Just do it, you don't want to wake up with pink dyed hair now, do you?* I taunted, I felt him tense. *Fine..* Sasuke said defeat. I looked up, seeing him nod a bit and opened his mouth.

"Kiyumi... I love... you too" he said, hesitating slightly but a blush was creeping up to his cheeks.

"Ehhhhh????!!!!" everyone exclaimed but since Naruto was behind me, he most likely screeched it and so did Sakura and Ino.