Problematic (Naruto Fan Fiction)

Deleted Scene: I don't speak duck face!!

Kiyumi's POV

What was I doing right now? Well, being the good princess that I am, I'm greeting the villagers as I walk down the road to Ichiraku's.

Naruto was broke and I volunteered to pay up, only because the others will be there. Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, Choji, Ino, Sakura, Hinata and of course Naruto.

Right now, I was dreading the moment I did that but the reason why I am is that Naruto will probably decrease my pocket money. I'm sure of it.

"Kiyu - chan!!" Naruto exclaimed as I neared the shop, everyone except Sasuke was there. Hmm, typical him. That evil duck ass lord.. so evil and emotionless... That little fucker!

I heard someone clear their throat from behind me and from the looks that the others have, I already knew who it was. Damn Uchiha!

"I'm still here you know." he stated, grabbing hold of my shoulder. He turned me around to face him, he had this evil look on his face, an irk mark on his forehead.

Evil dark duck lord of the dark duckness duck kingdom. Population: 0 except him. He probably scared all his slaves away because of his duck gayness along with his duck ass hair and his prostitutes were only there cause he had a big duck ass. Hehehe...

His face were red now... Whoops! Did I say that out loud?

"Yes. Prostitutes and Dark Duck Kingdom? Where the hell do you get those? What is up with your mind?" Sasuke asked, annoyed. His face showed irritation and slight disgust.

Probably from his prostitutes... His prostitutes that has uneven asses and boobs. No wonder he banished them from his kingdom, they were not only mentally disabled but physically and sexually too. (Blame Kiyumi on this one!)

Naruto's laugh was loud enough to snap me out of my thoughts. "Again with the prostitutes?" Sasuke was now pissed.

"Le randemous duckiimous!!" I shouted, pointing at Sasuke. Suddenly, he turned into a black duck. His hair was still there and his leaf headband was there too. (This was also after the introduction scene.)

"Quack quack quack quack quack!!" Sasuke quacked, lol get it? No? Okay...

"Haha.. Sasuke's a duck! Nice job Kiyu - chan!" Naruto said as he put his arms on my shoulders.

"Oh my god!! You're right!! This is amazing!!! Not only am I a ninja princess but also a wizard!! I'm coming for you Hogwarts! Just send me the letter to get there!" I yelled, causing Naruto to jump.

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"Quack quack quack!!! (to those who don't understand duck face.. It means 'Change me back!!!')" Duck Sasuke quacked again.

"No, Sasuke! I don't speak Spanish!"

"Quack!!! Quack quack quack!"

"I don't speak French either!"

Duck Sasuke face palmed and ran off to get a.... stick? He went back and started to write on the dirt.

"Wow... for a duck, he's smart." Naruto whispered to me. I nodded and told him "Yeah, I thought his brain has shrunk into a micropenis. I mean, with him shrinking into a duck and all."

Naruto snickered and I heard the other guys too. Ino and Sakura were telling at me to change him back into the 'handsome and hot' Sasuke.

"Quack!" I heard Sasuke quacked again, I turned my attention to him and saw that he wrote 'Change---me---back--'. No literally, he wrote the lines in the middle of them too.

"Well sorry to break it Sasuke but I can't"

"Quack?!" he quacked at the same time as Ino and Sakura yelled out a "What".

"Just kidding... Le backamous randemous duckiimous!" as soon as I said it, Sasuke turned back into himself and hopefully he had clothes on.

It would've been awkward if he didn't. I knew Ino and Sakura won't mind cause they're as creepy as fuck but the other boys along with me and Hinata... *shiver*

Sasuke glared at me and he started walking towards my direction. He stopped in front of me and said "Well, what do you have to say?"

"You could've just telepathically told me to change you back, you know."

"Wait... you knew all along that, that was the solution and you didn't tell me?!" Sasuke was... way beyond pissed right now.

"Well, I wanted you to figure it out yourself cause I knew you were that smart but I didn't know you would be that dumb too." I stated calmly much to his dismay.

"Apologize... now"

I looked down and apologized, "I'm sorry for accusing you as a duck and turn you into one. I'm sorry for calling you evil dark duck lord even though it's true. I'm sorry for almost selling you to a bounty but I never really regretted it cause I needed the money to buy it for Naruto's ramen."

"You call that an apology?!" Sasuke boomed, waving his arms on the air.

"Hey! At least I said sorry. And besides the humiliation of carrying a duck ass haired duck was far worse. I has to carry you all the way here, you know?"

"Guhh!! You know what?! I'm outta here!" Sasuke snapped at me. Oh well...