Funny Texts & Jokes

We're buying you a car!

Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.

Mom: Did you finish your homework?

Mom: We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.

Mom: Dad and I talked, we're going to buy you a car next month.

           Daughter: U are? Omg thank you!!

Mom: No. We're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.

           Daughter: That was cruel