How Many Egos Does It Take To Plan A Wedding?

Wedding Planning

Hello everyone, this story come about thanks to a few people on Doctor_Discord's server. I thought it would make a good story, they agreed so I copied over to Evernote. This story is in script format because I'm not turning it into an actual story. That would take FOREVER.

This story is also cross-posted on Ao3.

Date: 03/10/19
Time: 12:08 pm

Galli: Morning everyone. You've been busy. This is possibly the strangest conversation to come in halfway through. Please don't let Bim eat you Wil. (Mumbles) that's possibly the strangest thing I've ever said.
Silver: Bim is eating me first
Jim: I wanna be eaten first

Bim: You're third Dark. Silver, WJ and Dark. Then everyone else in ... some order
Bim: Get in losers we're going shopping.
Galli: Why did I hear "Get in losers, we're going shopping" in Regina's voice. It's been years since I've watched Mean Girls.

Dark: I want a divorce
Wil: NOOO
Bim: Oh my god. It just got real.

Jim: Invite me when you divorce
Wil: Dark, please
Bim: I'll play the trombone and honk the sadness horn

Jim: I'll bring the popcorn
Wil: Wait when did we get married?
Dark: ... Do you not want to get married...?

Bim: THE HUSBANDS WERE UNAWARE OF THE MARRIAGE
Wil: YESS. MARY ME
Bim: Now you just gotta divorce. Aww

Dark: Bitch, do you see the ring in my username
Bim: ALREADY TAKEN
Wil: Wha

Galli: WHO GOT MARRIED AND WHEN?
Bim: Dark's giving it to Host so Host can propose to Iplier
Wil: When's the wedding?

Jim: I have no idea. What's going on.
Bim: But Hosty Boi needs that
Wil: KISS ME, DARKY

Bim: QUICK, GET THE JIM'S
Dark: This Ring is for Wilford. HOST CAN GET HIS OWN FUCKING RING
Bim: FINE, I'LL MAKE HIM DO IT

Galli: Make who do what?
Dark: (hugs Wil and disappears into the void)
Bim: Make the Host propose cause he's a nervous child

Galli: (stares in confusion) This is both hilarious and confusing. I really don't want to get dragged into helping The Host. It could be detrimental to my health (ends up helping the Host anyway)
Wil: WE'RE HAVING A WEDDING
Bing: What's happening. I'm SO CONFUSED

Bim: TOO BAD. YOU'RE HELPING ME (grabs Bing's hand and drags him outside, towards the car) YES. A DOUBLE WEDDING. IT'LL BE ADORABLE. WAIT... A TRIPLE WEDDING WITH THE BOTS
Galli: You're not the only one Bing
Dark: GETTING FUCKING MARRIED

Galli: Whose the third couple?
Wil: YEEEE
Bim: GALLI COME HERE. I NEED YOUR HELP

Bing: WHAT'S HAPPENING?
Bim: BING AND GOOGLE, HOST AND DOC, WIL AND DARK ARE GETTING MARRIED
Wil: HERE COMES THE BRIDE

Jim: FUCKING ADORABLE
Galli: What with Bim (nervously goes with Bim)
Bing: I NEED ANSWERS. I HEAR ME AND GOOGLE ARE GETTING MARRIED

Jim: YES
Bim: YES, COME WITH ME CHILD. I NEED YOUR INPUT AND ALSO YOUR WALLET
Dark: A LARGE FUCKING WEDDING

Bim: 3 WAY WEDDING. BINGLE, DR IPLST, AND DARKSTACHE
Wil: MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE
Galli: Why do you need my wallet Bim?

Dark: Who is the bride? Wil or me?
Bim: Because I'm broke. You're the bride Dark
Galli: Ok....ay

Bim: GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD.
Bing: Whose credit card
Bim: EVERYONE'S

Bing: OK
Wil: I'LL BE YOUR HANDSOME GROOM
Bim: (grabs Wil)