Bachelor Party

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Date: 03/10/19
Time: 5:25 pm

Later that night, at a bar in the human world. Dark, Trimmer, Will, Host, Galli, Bing and Dr Iplier are out celebrating. Google is in his office, presumably updating.

Will: (opens bottle of wine) Time to celebrate
Galli: That's right. Bachelorette party than wedding.
Will: (downs half the bottle)

Dark: (a little drunk) I'M SET FOR THE WEDDING!!!
Will: (downs more wine) WOOOOO
Dr Iplier: GET WILL HIS MARTINIS

Bing: WHAT IF I... (shows the picture of black and orange shoes)
Dr Iplier: BING. NoO
Host: No Will. You are not getting drunk (takes a bottle)

Bing: I'M DOING IT
Galli: Bing NO
Dr Iplier: YOU'LL BREAK YOUR ASS I SWEAR TO GOD

Bing: I AM A PROFESSIONAL HEELY USER
Will: (very drunk) took late
Mom Jim: OMG Bing

Dr Iplier: BING
Will: Hehehehe hic
Dr Iplier: Will no

Host: Will, put the wine bottle down. NOW

Dr Iplier: DARK. COME GET YOUR MAN
Dark: READY TO MARRY THIS PSYCHOTIC REPORTER!!!
Will: hic, Darkyyyy

Bing: Okay, so I have a few things

Bing: Okay, so I have a few things

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 Will: Im sogommmnhhh Dr Iplier: NOT THE HEELIES

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Will: Im sogommmnhhh
Dr Iplier: NOT THE HEELIES. BING NO

Bing: I'M USING THE HEELY'S
Dark: BITCH ARE POINTER THAN HIS!!!
Galli: Do you really want to wear THAT to your wedding?

Dr Iplier: YOU'RE GONNA FALL AND I'M GONNA LAUGH
Bing: THAN LAUGH, BUT I WON'T FALL
Will: (downs another bottle)

Dr Iplier: JSBD. DARK GET YOUR MAN
Will: VODKA
Bing: I AM A PROFESSIONAL ROLLING SHOE USER

Dr Iplier: DAARK
Host: (takes bottle from Will)
Galli: No. You are NOT getting punch drunk

Will: Toooo, latered hic (leaning against the bar)
Dr Iplier: Will, sit - down
Will: (wonders off)

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