Hello everyone, he's the newest chapter. Sorry, it's taken me a little longer to get this one up, I've been busy trying to get get my uni assignments done. One is complete and handed in, all I need to do is another one that's 1,500 words and the third one which is 500 words which shouldn't take too long.
Date: 15/10/19
Time: 12:53 pm - 2:59 pm
Dark: We should practise that now. How many fingers do you really need Bim
Bim: NO. HOST HELP. I KEED ALL OF TJEM TO PLAN A WEDDING.
Dark: THE HOST IS ASLEEP AND GONE!!!
Bim: HELP
Dark: I'm sure that you don't need all your limbs (aura being writh)
Bim: I REALLY DO
Silver: He probably does
Bim: THANK YOU THIS REQUIRES A LOT OF MOBILITY. I CAN'T BAKE CAKES WITHOUT LIMBS
Dark: No YoU cAn UsE a WhEeLcHaIr (aura lashes and attempts to grab Bim) You can do it one-handed
Bim: I REALLY XAN'T
Silver: I mean he has to stir
Bim: (Duck's under Dark's aura and shrieks) YEAH AND I NEED TO WALK AROUND N STUFF
Dark: (Gives Silver popcorn)
Bim: NIOI, SILVER HELLLP. I REQUIRE LIMBS
Silver: hhhh. Popcorn though
Dark: YOU CAN USE A WHEELCHAIR (grabs Bim with his aura)
Bim: SILVER I CAN'T EAT YOU IF I'M DEAD
Silver: It'd be on time if he had limbs and stuff
Bim: NOT REALLY, I DON'T EXACTLY HAVE A LIFETIME OF EXPERIENCE AND WE'RE ALL SHORT. YEAH.
Dark: (Covers Bim's mouth with aura tentacle)
Bim: I -mmmh. (Pulls tentacle away from mouth) I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going
Silver: Never mind, you can die
Dark: (Tightens aura around Bim harshly) YOU WILL DIE!!! (Removes aura tentacle and grabs Bim's arm and leg and starting to pull in opposite directions) NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU!!!
Bim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEND JESUS
Will: DARK, NO.
Dark: There is no god! (Grins madly) I will tear you in half like a piece of paper!! Will...Bim needs to learn to not to be stupid
Will: DARK (gets knocked down by Dark's aura)
Silver: Oh hell
Dark: (Helps Will up)
Will: (growls) Why are you two fighting?
Dark: Because Bim broke something sacred! My Cane!
Will: (Freezes) T-the one you've had since...
Dark: Yes, that one. He broke it with his teeth (growls and trembles, trying to keep his composure, lets go of Bim and latches onto Will tightly)
Silver: Host fixed it, didn't he?
Will: (Holds Dark close)
Dark: BIM STILL BROKE IN THE FIRST PLACE!! (Buries his face in Will's neck)
Will: (Kisses the top of Dark's head) It's alright darling
Dark: You're probably right...love you, Will... (kisses Dark's shoulder)
Will: (smiles) Loves you too Dark
Dark: Look at us, being giddy. Wait...Isn't it tradition to not see each other before the wedding?
Will: (pouts) I don't wanna be apart...
Dark: Yeah but tradition hun...(kisses Will and strokes his cheek)
Silver: I'd talk to Bim about that?
Dark: Silver... I mean you don't have to (smiles)
Bim: (Lying dead on the floor)
Will: (Pokes Bim with Dark's cane and sighs) Dammit Dark
Dark: (Cackles madly)
Silver: I won't talk to him then. He's head anyway
Dark: BIM, WAKE UP. WE HAVE NEWS (kicks Bim in the side)
Bim: (Rolls over with the force of Dark's kick, his eyes cloudy and bleeding slightly thanks to cuts from broken glass)
Dark: BIM, GET YOUR ASS UP!!! I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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